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Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.
An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.
One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.
"Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"
A QUAKER JOKE.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.
/ə dɪsˈpjuːt ərˈoʊz æz tuː ðə saɪt ʌv ˈɡoʊldsmɪθs dɪˈzɜːrtɪd ˈvɪlədʒ/
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An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.
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One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.
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"Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"
/waɪ ˈdʒentəlmɪn ɪkˈskleɪmd ðə ˈpɑːrsən wɑːz ˈmɪltən ɪn hel wen hiː roʊt hɪz ˈperədaɪs lɔːst/
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A QUAKER JOKE.
/ə ˈkweɪkər dʒoʊk/

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Auburn adjective US /ˈɑːbərn/

(of hair) colored a moderate reddish-brown

From this reading “An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.”

Goldsmith noun US /ˈɡoʊldsmɪθ/

an artisan who makes jewelry and other objects out of gold

From this reading “A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.”

Goldsmith's noun US /ˈɡoʊldsmɪθs/

possessive form of “goldsmith” — an artisan who makes jewelry and other objects out of gold

From this reading “A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.”

hamlet noun US /ˈhæmlət/

a community of people smaller than a village

From this reading “An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.”

improbable adjective US /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading “One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.”

Milton noun US /ˈmɪltən/

English poet; remembered primarily as the author of an epic poem describing humanity's fall from grace (1608-1674)

From this reading “"Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"”

quaker noun US /ˈkweɪkər/

a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

From this reading “A QUAKER JOKE.”

site noun US /saɪt/

the piece of land on which something is located (or is to be located)

From this reading “A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

aroseverbUS /ərˈoʊz/

inflected form of “arise” — come into existence; take on form or shape

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

AuburnadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbərn/

(of hair) colored a moderate reddish-brown

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

clergymannounUS /ˈklɜːrdʒimən/

a member of the clergy and a spiritual leader of the Christian Church

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

DesertedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzɜːrtɪd/

forsaken by owner or inhabitants

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

DISPUTEverbUS /dɪsˈpjuːt/

take exception to

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

Dr

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From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

GoldsmithnounUS /ˈɡoʊldsmɪθ/

an artisan who makes jewelry and other objects out of gold

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

Goldsmith'snounUS /ˈɡoʊldsmɪθs/

possessive form of “goldsmith” — an artisan who makes jewelry and other objects out of gold

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

hamletnounUS /ˈhæmlət/

a community of people smaller than a village

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

improbableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

insistedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪstəd/

past form of “insist” — be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

IrishnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

JOKEnounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading A QUAKER JOKE.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

LostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

MiltonnounUS /ˈmɪltən/

English poet; remembered primarily as the author of an epic poem describing humanity's fall from grace (1608-1674)

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

observedadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

ParadisenounUS /ˈperədaɪs/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

parsonnounUS /ˈpɑːrsən/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

QUAKERnounUS /ˈkweɪkər/

a member of the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox (the Friends have never called themselves Quakers)

From this reading A QUAKER JOKE.

sitenounUS /saɪt/

the piece of land on which something is located (or is to be located)

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading One of the company observed that this was improbable, as Dr. Goldsmith had never been in that part of the country.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

VillagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading A DISPUTE arose as to the site of Goldsmith's _Deserted Village_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

Westmeath

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From this reading An Irish clergyman insisted that it was the little hamlet of Auburn, in the county of Westmeath.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading "Why, gentlemen," exclaimed the parson, "was Milton in hell when he wrote his _Paradise Lost_?"

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