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Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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"The bread-tree grows abundantly.
Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.
The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.
They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.
Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"The bread-tree grows abundantly.
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Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.
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The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.
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They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.
/ðeɪ hæv ə ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd ˈænəməl ˈfleɪvər æz meɪ biː əbˈzɜːrvd ɪn ðə suːps kənˈteɪnɪŋ ðem/
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Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

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abundantly adverb US /əˈbʌndəntli/

in an abundant manner

From this reading “"The bread-tree grows abundantly.”

ferocious adjective US /fərˈoʊʃəs/

marked by extreme and violent energy

From this reading “Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.”

flavor noun US /ˈfleɪvər/

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading “They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.”

habitat noun US /ˈhæbətæt/

the type of environment in which an organism or group normally lives or occurs

From this reading “Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.”

insect noun US /ˈɪnsekt/

small air-breathing arthropod

From this reading “Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.”

soups noun US /suːps/

plural of “soup” — liquid food especially of meat or fish or vegetable stock often containing pieces of solid food

From this reading “They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.”

tubular adjective US /ˈtuːbjələr/

constituting a tube; having hollow tubes (as for the passage of fluids)

From this reading “Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.”

twigs noun US /twɪɡz/

plural of “twig” — a small branch or division of a branch (especially a terminal division); usually applied to branches of the current or preceding year

From this reading “The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

abundantlyadverbUS /əˈbʌndəntli/

in an abundant manner

From this reading "The bread-tree grows abundantly.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

boiledadjectiveUS /bɔɪld/

cooked in hot water

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

branchesnounUS /ˈbræntʃəz/

plural of “branch” — a division of some larger or more complex organization

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

bread-tree

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The bread-tree grows abundantly.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.

containingverbUS /kənˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “contain” — include or contain; have as a component

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

EuropenounUS /ˈjʊrəp/

the 2nd smallest continent (actually a vast peninsula of Eurasia); the British use “Europe” to refer to all of the continent except the British Isles

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

familiaradjectiveUS /fəˈmɪljər/

well known or easily recognized

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

favouritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

a competitor thought likely to win

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

ferociousadjectiveUS /fərˈoʊʃəs/

marked by extreme and violent energy

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

flavornounUS /ˈfleɪvər/

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

growsverbUS /ɡroʊz/

third-person singular of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading "The bread-tree grows abundantly.

habitatnounUS /ˈhæbətæt/

the type of environment in which an organism or group normally lives or occurs

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

insectnounUS /ˈɪnsekt/

small air-breathing arthropod

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

ItsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

maccaroni

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

observedadjectiveUS /əbˈzɜːrvd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

peculiarlyadverbUS /pɪˈkjuːljərli/

uniquely or characteristically

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

renderedverbUS /ˈrendərd/

past form of “render” — cause to become

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

smalleradjectiveUS /ˈsmɔːlər/

small or little relative to something else

From this reading The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.

soupsnounUS /suːps/

plural of “soup” — liquid food especially of meat or fish or vegetable stock often containing pieces of solid food

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The bread-tree grows abundantly.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

tubularadjectiveUS /ˈtuːbjələr/

constituting a tube; having hollow tubes (as for the passage of fluids)

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

twigsnounUS /twɪɡz/

plural of “twig” — a small branch or division of a branch (especially a terminal division); usually applied to branches of the current or preceding year

From this reading The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

vermicellinoun

pasta in strings thinner than spaghetti

From this reading The smaller twigs are called _vermicelli_.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Its branches are well known to Europe and America under the familiar name of _maccaroni_.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favourite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

Chapter 9 of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun by Various holds 407 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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