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Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?
"Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.
"Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."
The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."
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The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?
/əˈnʌðər ˈdʒentəlmən ˈɡoʊɪŋ ˈɪntuː ə ˈtævərn ɑːn ðə strænd kɔːld fɔːr ə ɡlæs ʌv ˈbrændi ənd ˈwɔːtər wɪð æn er ʌv ɡreɪt ˈkɑːnsəkwəns ənd ˈæftər ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ ɪt ɔːf ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd wʌt wɑːz tuː peɪ/
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"Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.
/fɪfˈtiːn pens sɜːr sed ðə ˈweɪtər/
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"Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."
/fɪfˈtiːn pens ˈfeloʊ waɪ ðæt ɪz ˈdaʊnraɪt ˌɪmpəˈzɪʃən kɔːl jɔːr ˈmæstər/
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The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."
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PROOF OF CIVILIZATION.
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brandy noun US /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading “Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?”

downright adverb US /ˈdaʊnraɪt/

thoroughgoing

From this reading “"Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."”

entitled adjective US /enˈtaɪtəld/

qualified for by right according to law

From this reading “The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."”

imposition noun US /ˌɪmpəˈzɪʃən/

the act of imposing something (as a tax or an embargo)

From this reading “"Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."”

pence noun US /pens/

plural of “penny” — a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading “"Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.”

Strand noun US /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading “Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?”

tavern noun US /ˈtævərn/

a building with a bar that is licensed to sell alcoholic drinks

From this reading “Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?”

waiter noun US /ˈweɪtər/

a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading “"Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

affordverbUS /əˈfɔːrd/

be able to spare or give up

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

brandynounUS /ˈbrændi/

distilled from wine or fermented fruit juice

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

chargeverbUS /tʃɑːrdʒ/

to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

CIVILIZATIONnounUS /ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən/

a society in an advanced state of social development (e.g., with complex legal and political and religious organizations)

From this reading PROOF OF CIVILIZATION.

consequencenounUS /ˈkɑːnsəkwəns/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

downrightadverbUS /ˈdaʊnraɪt/

thoroughgoing

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

drinkingnounUS /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/

the act of consuming liquids

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

entitledadjectiveUS /enˈtaɪtəld/

qualified for by right according to law

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

FifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading "Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

guestnounUS /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

hostnounUS /hoʊst/

a person who invites guests to a social event (such as a party in his or her own home) and who is responsible for them while they are there

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

impositionnounUS /ˌɪmpəˈzɪʃən/

the act of imposing something (as a tax or an embargo)

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

pencenounUS /pens/

plural of “penny” — a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading "Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

PROOFnounUS /pruːf/

any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading PROOF OF CIVILIZATION.

remonstrating

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

ridverbUS /rɪd/

relieve from

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

StrandnounUS /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

tavernnounUS /ˈtævərn/

a building with a bar that is licensed to sell alcoholic drinks

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

waiternounUS /ˈweɪtər/

a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading "Fifteen pence, Sir," said the waiter.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The master appeared, and the guest was remonstrating, when "mine host" stopped him short, by saying, "Sir, fifteen pence is the price we charge to gentlemen; if any persons not entitled to that character trouble us, we take what they can afford, and are glad to get rid of them."

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Another gentleman going into a tavern on the Strand, called for a glass of brandy and water, with an air of great consequence, and after drinking it off, inquired what was to pay?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Fifteen pence! fellow, why that is downright imposition: call your master."

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Is this the complete text of The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun?

Yes. All 4475 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #29419 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #29419, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 372 minutes of reading across 895 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Book of Anecdotes and Budget of Fun

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Laughable
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Sayings
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Jokes
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Celebrated
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