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The Book of Humorous Verse

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Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.
Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.
Font sizes are not preserved.
The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".
|Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.
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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Book of Humorous Verse is here in full — 4114 sentences across 823 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.
/sʌm tekst staɪlz hæv bɪn prəˈzɜːrvd ɪn ðɪs tekst baɪ enˈkloʊzɪŋ bɪˈtwiːn ˈspeʃəl ˈkærəktərz/
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Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.
/aɪˈtælɪks ˈjuːsəz ˈʌndərlaɪnz ənd smɔːl kæps ˈjuːsəz paɪps/
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/fɑːnt ˈsaɪzəz ɑːr nɑːt prəˈzɜːrvd/
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The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".
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|Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anthology noun US /ænˈθɑːlədʒi/

a collection of selected literary passages

From this reading “|Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.”

enclosing noun US /enˈkloʊzɪŋ/

the act of enclosing something inside something else

From this reading “Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.”

Font noun US /fɑːnt/

a specific size and style of type within a type family

From this reading “Font sizes are not preserved.”

immortality noun US /ˌɪmɔːrˈtælɪti/

the quality or state of being immortal

From this reading “|Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.”

Italics noun US /aɪˈtælɪks/

plural of “italic” — a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading “Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.”

sizes noun US /ˈsaɪzəz/

plural of “size” — the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading “Font sizes are not preserved.”

styles noun US /staɪlz/

plural of “style” — how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.”

underlines noun US /ˈʌndərlaɪnz/

plural of “underline” — a line drawn underneath (especially under written matter)

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

AnthologynounUS /ænˈθɑːlədʒi/

a collection of selected literary passages

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Font sizes are not preserved.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

beastsnounUS /biːsts/

plural of “beast” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

capsnounUS /kæps/

plural of “cap” — a tight-fitting headdress

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

charactersnounUS /ˈkærəktərz/

plural of “character” — an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

distinguishverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ/

mark as different

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

Doran

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

enclosingnounUS /enˈkloʊzɪŋ/

the act of enclosing something inside something else

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

FontnounUS /fɑːnt/

a specific size and style of type within a type family

From this reading Font sizes are not preserved.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

immortalitynounUS /ˌɪmɔːrˈtælɪti/

the quality or state of being immortal

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".

ItalicsnounUS /aɪˈtælɪks/

plural of “italic” — a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

NonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Font sizes are not preserved.

oe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".

oe-ligature

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

pipesnounUS /paɪps/

plural of “pipe” — a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

preservedadjectiveUS /prəˈzɜːrvd/

prevented from decaying or spoiling and prepared for future use

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

representedadjectiveUS /ˌreprɪˈzentɪd/

represented accurately or precisely

From this reading The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

sizesnounUS /ˈsaɪzəz/

plural of “size” — the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading Font sizes are not preserved.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

specialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

stylesnounUS /staɪlz/

plural of “style” — how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

textnounUS /tekst/

the words of something written

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The oe-ligature is represented by "[oe]".

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Some text styles have been preserved in this text by enclosing between special characters.

underlinesnounUS /ˈʌndərlaɪnz/

plural of “underline” — a line drawn underneath (especially under written matter)

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

usesnounUS /ˈjuːsəz/

plural of “use” — the act of using

From this reading Italics uses _underlines_ and small caps uses |pipes|.

Whimseynoun

an odd or fanciful or capricious idea

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading |Author of| "|Such Nonsense|," "|The Whimsey Anthology|," |etc.|, |etc.| New York George H. Doran Company A hope of immortality and a sense of humor distinguish man from the beasts of the field.

Chapter 1 of The Book of Humorous Verse by Carolyn [Editor] Wells holds 4114 sentences, grouped into 823 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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