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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.
While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.
She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.
She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.
Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.
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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Book of Humorous Verse is here in full — 1642 sentences across 329 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.
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While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.
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She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.
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She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.
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Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

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chemise noun US /ʃəˈmiːz/

a woman's sleeveless undergarment

From this reading “She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.”

dimpled verb US /ˈdɪmpəld/

past form of “dimple” — mark with, or as if with, dimples

From this reading “She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.”

gem noun US /dʒem/

art highly prized for its beauty or perfection

From this reading “Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.”

leas noun US /liːz/

plural of “lea” — a unit of length of thread or yarn

From this reading “She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.”

mending noun US /ˈmendɪŋ/

garments that must be repaired

From this reading “She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.”

misty adjective US /ˈmɪsti/

filled or abounding with fog or mist

From this reading “She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.”

piper noun US /ˈpaɪpər/

someone who plays the bagpipe

From this reading “She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.”

sneeze noun US /sniːz/

a symptom consisting of the involuntary expulsion of air from the nose

From this reading “While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

breeks

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From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

burningnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

ButternounUS /ˈbʌtər/

an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

cheeksnounUS /tʃiːks/

plural of “cheek” — either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

cheesenounUS /tʃiːz/

a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

chemisenounUS /ʃəˈmiːz/

a woman's sleeveless undergarment

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

consider'd

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From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

crimsonadjectiveUS /ˈkrɪmzən/

of a color at the end of the color spectrum (next to orange); resembling the color of blood or cherries or tomatoes or rubies

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

didn't

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From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

dimpledverbUS /ˈdɪmpəld/

past form of “dimple” — mark with, or as if with, dimples

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

follow'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

gazedverbUS /ɡeɪzd/

past form of “gaze” — look at with fixed eyes

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

gemnounUS /dʒem/

art highly prized for its beauty or perfection

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

leasnounUS /liːz/

plural of “lea” — a unit of length of thread or yarn

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

meaningnounUS /ˈmiːnɪŋ/

the message that is intended or expressed or signified

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

mendingnounUS /ˈmendɪŋ/

garments that must be repaired

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

mistyadjectiveUS /ˈmɪsti/

filled or abounding with fog or mist

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

neath

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From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

o'eradverb

throughout a period of time

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

pipernounUS /ˈpaɪpər/

someone who plays the bagpipe

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

poundverbUS /paʊnd/

hit hard with the hand, fist, or some heavy instrument

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

rollverbUS /roʊl/

move by turning over or rotating

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

sheepnounUS /ʃiːp/

woolly usually horned ruminant mammal related to the goat

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

sneezenounUS /sniːz/

a symptom consisting of the involuntary expulsion of air from the nose

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

spake

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

speaksverbUS /spiːks/

third-person singular of “speak” — express in speech

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

tailsnounUS /teɪlz/

formalwear consisting of full evening dress for men

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

thirteennounUS /ˈθɜːrˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of twelve and one

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading She sat, with her hands 'neath her crimson cheeks; (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) She gave up mending her father's breeks, And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

weeksnounUS /wiːks/

plural of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her burning cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks; Then she follow'd him o'er the misty leas.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading While a lady speaks There is hope, but she didn't even sneeze.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading She sat with her hands 'neath her dimpled cheeks, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And spake not a word.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Her sheep follow'd her, as their tails did them, (_Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese_) And this song is consider'd a perfect gem, And as to the meaning, it's what you please.

Chapter 2 of The Book of Humorous Verse by Carolyn [Editor] Wells holds 1642 sentences, grouped into 329 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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