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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.
Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.
Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.
Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."
There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.
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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Book of Humorous Verse is here in full — 15 sentences across 3 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/3 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.
Line 2
Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.
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Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.
/ðen wiː let ɔːf ˈpeɪpər ˈkrækərz iːtʃ ʌv wɪtʃ kənˈteɪnd ə ˈmɑːtoʊ ənd ʃiː ˈlɪsənd waɪl aɪ red ðem tɪl hɜːr ˈmʌðər toʊld hɜːr nɑːt tuː/
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Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."
/ðen ʃiː ˈwɪspərd tuː ðə ˈbɔːlruːm wiː hæd ˈbetər dɪr biː ˈwɔːkɪŋ ɪf wiː stɑːp daʊn hiːr mʌtʃ ˈlɔːŋɡər ˈrɪli ˈpiːpəl wɪl biː ˈtɔːkɪŋ/
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There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

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ballroom noun US /ˈbɔːlruːm/

large room used mainly for dancing

From this reading “Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."”

baronets noun US /ˈberənəts/

plural of “baronet” — a member of the British order of honor; ranks below a baron but above a knight

From this reading “There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.”

captains noun US /ˈkæptənz/

plural of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading “There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.”

coronets noun US /ˈkɔːrəˈnets/

plural of “coronet” — a small crown; usually indicates a high rank but below that of sovereign

From this reading “There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.”

crackers adjective US /ˈkrækərz/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading “Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.”

dozens noun US /ˈdʌzənz/

a large number or amount

From this reading “There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.”

motto noun US /ˈmɑːtoʊ/

a favorite saying of a sect or political group

From this reading “Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.”

poetic adjective US /poʊˈetɪk/

of or relating to poetry

From this reading “Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

ballroomnounUS /ˈbɔːlruːm/

large room used mainly for dancing

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

baronetsnounUS /ˈberənəts/

plural of “baronet” — a member of the British order of honor; ranks below a baron but above a knight

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

captainsnounUS /ˈkæptənz/

plural of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

coronetsnounUS /ˈkɔːrəˈnets/

plural of “coronet” — a small crown; usually indicates a high rank but below that of sovereign

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

cousinsnounUS /ˈkʌzənz/

plural of “cousin” — the child of your aunt or uncle

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

crackersadjectiveUS /ˈkrækərz/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

dealingnounUS /ˈdiːlɪŋ/

method or manner of conduct in relation to others

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

dozensnounUS /ˈdʌzənz/

a large number or amount

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

Elvira

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From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

I've

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From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

lightlyadverbUS /ˈlaɪtli/

without good reason

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

listenedverbUS /ˈlɪsənd/

past form of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

militaryadjectiveUS /ˈmɪləteri/

of or relating to the study of the principles of warfare

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

mottonounUS /ˈmɑːtoʊ/

a favorite saying of a sect or political group

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

noblemen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

poeticadjectiveUS /poʊˈetɪk/

of or relating to poetry

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

PoetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

suppernounUS /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

talkedverbUS /tɔːkt/

past form of “talk” — exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

Tupper

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From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

walkingadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːkɪŋ/

close enough to be walked to

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There were noblemen in coronets, and military cousins, There were captains by the hundred, there were baronets by dozens.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Then we let off paper crackers, each of which contained a motto, And she listened while I read them, till her mother told her not to.

whisperedadjectiveUS /ˈwɪspərd/

spoken in soft hushed tones without vibrations of the vocal cords

From this reading Then she whispered, "To the ballroom we had better, dear, be walking; If we stop down here much longer, really people will be talking."

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading At a pleasant evening party I had taken down to supper One whom I will call Elvira, and we talked of love and Tupper.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Mr. Tupper and the Poets, very lightly with them dealing, For I've always been distinguished for a strong poetic feeling.

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