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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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"Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"
But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.
"Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.
Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:
"A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.
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The Book of Humorous Verse

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Book of Humorous Verse is here in full — 3375 sentences across 675 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"
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But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.
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"Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.
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Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:
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"A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

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Alfred noun US /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading “"Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"”

bandit noun US /ˈbændət/

an armed thief who is (usually) a member of a band

From this reading “"A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.”

disclaimed verb US /dɪˈskleɪmd/

past form of “disclaim” — renounce a legal claim or title to

From this reading “But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.”

enormous adjective US /ɪˈnɔːrməs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading “"Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.”

inform verb US /ˌɪnˈfɔːrm/

impart knowledge of some fact, state of affairs, or event to

From this reading “"Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.”

Mister noun US /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “"Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"”

pulls noun US /pʊlz/

plural of “pull” — the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading “"Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"”

twig verb US /twɪɡ/

branch out in a twiglike manner

From this reading “"A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

AlfrednounUS /ˈælfrəd/

king of Wessex; defeated the Vikings and encouraged writing in English (849-899)

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

anigh

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From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

banditnounUS /ˈbændət/

an armed thief who is (usually) a member of a band

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

begverbUS /beɡ/

call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

bentnounUS /bent/

a relatively permanent inclination to react in a particular way

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

bon-ton

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From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

cleveradjectiveUS /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

CloseadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

didn't

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From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

disclaimedverbUS /dɪˈskleɪmd/

past form of “disclaim” — renounce a legal claim or title to

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

dreadnounUS /dred/

fearful expectation or anticipation

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

Elvira

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From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

enormousadjectiveUS /ɪˈnɔːrməs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

expressedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsprest/

communicated in words

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

honornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

informverbUS /ˌɪnˈfɔːrm/

impart knowledge of some fact, state of affairs, or event to

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

MartinnounUS /ˈmɑːrtən/

French bishop who is a patron saint of France (died in 397)

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

MisternounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

mottoes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

PoetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

pullsnounUS /pʊlz/

plural of “pull” — the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

ragenounUS /reɪdʒ/

a feeling of intense anger

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

replynounUS /rɪˈplaɪ/

a statement (either spoken or written) that is made to reply to a question or request or criticism or accusation

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

smiledverbUS /smaɪld/

past form of “smile” — change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

suppernounUS /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

TellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

throwverbUS /θroʊ/

propel through the air

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

Tupper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

twigverbUS /twɪɡ/

branch out in a twiglike manner

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Mister Martin Tupper, Poet Close, I beg of you inform us;" But my question seemed to throw them both into a rage enormous.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

Wadsworth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading "A fool is bent upon a twig, but wise men dread a bandit,"-- Which I know was very clever; but I didn't understand it.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading Mister Close expressed a wish that he could only get anigh to me; And Mister Martin Tupper sent the following reply to me:

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading But Henry Wadsworth smiled, and said he had not had that honor; And Alfred, too, disclaimed the words that told so much upon her.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Tell me, Henry Wadsworth, Alfred, Poet Close, or Mister Tupper, Do you write the bon-ton mottoes my Elvira pulls at supper?"

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