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The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons
The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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THE SILLY SON.
Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.
In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.
His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.
Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons is here in full — 526 sentences across 106 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/105 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE SILLY SON.
/ðə ˈsɪli sʌn/
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Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.
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In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.
/ɪn veɪn dʌz hɪz puːr ˈmʌðər traɪ tuː dərˈekt hɪm ɪn ðə weɪ hiː ʃʊd ɡoʊ ʃiː ɡets hɪm ə waɪf æz ə læst ˈriːsɔːrs bʌt ə fuːl hiː ɪz stɪl ənd ə fuːl hiː wɪl ˈɔːlweɪz biː/
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His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.
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Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chronicled verb US /ˈkrɑːnɪkəld/

past form of “chronicle” — record in chronological order; make a historical record

From this reading “His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.”

disasters noun US /dɪˈzæstərz/

plural of “disaster” — a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading “His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.”

Iceland noun US /ˈaɪslənd/

an island republic on the island of Iceland; became independent of Denmark in 1944

From this reading “Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.”

mishaps noun US /ˈmɪshæps/

plural of “mishap” — an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading “Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.”

muddle noun US /ˈmʌdəl/

a confused multitude of things

From this reading “Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.”

prototypes noun US /ˈproʊtətaɪps/

plural of “prototype” — a standard or typical example

From this reading “Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:”

recalls noun US /ˈriːkɔːlz/

plural of “recall” — a request by the manufacturer of a defective product to return the product (as for replacement or repair)

From this reading “Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:”

Simon's noun US /ˈsaɪmənz/

possessive form of “simon” — one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading “Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:”

All words in this reading · 90

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

a-fishing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

adventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

adventuresnounUS /ædˈventʃərz/

plural of “adventure” — a wild and exciting undertaking (not necessarily lawful)

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

AmongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

blundersnounUS /ˈblʌndərz/

plural of “blunder” — an embarrassing mistake

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

celebratedadjectiveUS /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

chap-books

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

chronicledverbUS /ˈkrɑːnɪkəld/

past form of “chronicle” — record in chronological order; make a historical record

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

contrives

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

directverbUS /dərˈekt/

command with authority

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

disastersnounUS /dɪˈzæstərz/

plural of “disaster” — a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

drolladjectiveUS /droʊl/

comical in an odd or whimsical manner

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

favouritenounUS /ˈfeɪvərɪt/

a competitor thought likely to win

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

IcelandnounUS /ˈaɪslənd/

an island republic on the island of Iceland; became independent of Denmark in 1944

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

IndianounUS /ˈɪndiə/

a republic in the Asian subcontinent in southern Asia; second most populous country in the world; achieved independence from the United Kingdom in 1947

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

infiniteadjectiveUS /ˈɪnfənət/

having no limits or boundaries in time or space or extent or magnitude

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

JapannounUS /dʒəˈpæn/

a string of more than 3,000 islands to the east of Asia extending 1,300 miles between the Sea of Japan and the western Pacific Ocean

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

jestsnounUS /dʒests/

plural of “jest” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

mishapsnounUS /ˈmɪshæps/

plural of “mishap” — an unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

mother'snounUS /ˈmʌðərz/

possessive form of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

muddlenounUS /ˈmʌdəl/

a confused multitude of things

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

nurserynounUS /ˈnɜːrsəri/

a child's room for a baby

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

pailnounUS /peɪl/

a roughly cylindrical vessel that is open at the top

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

peoplesnounUS /ˈpiːpəlz/

the human beings of a particular nation or community or ethnic group

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

prototypesnounUS /ˈproʊtətaɪps/

plural of “prototype” — a standard or typical example

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

recallsnounUS /ˈriːkɔːlz/

plural of “recall” — a request by the manufacturer of a defective product to return the product (as for replacement or repair)

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

regardingverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

resourcenounUS /ˈriːsɔːrs/

available source of wealth; a new or reserve supply that can be drawn upon when needed

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

rhymenounUS /raɪm/

correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

rhymesnounUS /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

SILLYadjectiveUS /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading THE SILLY SON.

SimonnounUS /ˈsaɪmən/

one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

Simon'snounUS /ˈsaɪmənz/

possessive form of “simon” — one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

SimpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

SONnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading THE SILLY SON.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE SILLY SON.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

varietynounUS /vərˈaɪəti/

a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety.

Wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

whalenounUS /weɪl/

a very large person; impressive in size or qualities

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Who has not heard how Simple Simon went a-fishing For to catch a whale, But all the water he had got Was in his mother's pail? an adventure which recalls another nursery rhyme regarding Simon's still more celebrated prototypes:

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Among the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be.

Chapter 5 of The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons by W. A. (William Alexander) Clouston holds 526 sentences, grouped into 106 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 526 sentences of The Book of Noodles Stories of Simpletons, unabridged, divided into 106 reading sections.

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Ancient
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