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The Book of Snobs

Chapter XXXIII · Chapter 33

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'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.
You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.
You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.
You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.
Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.
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The Book of Snobs

Chapter XXXIII · Chapter 33

Chapter 33 of The Book of Snobs is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.
/wiː ˈbætʃlərz ɪn klʌbz ɑːr ˈveri mʌtʃ əˈblaɪdʒd tuː juː sez maɪ oʊld skuːl ənd ˈkɑːlɪdʒ kəmˈpænjən ˈesɪks ˈtempəl fɔːr ðə əˈpɪnjən wɪtʃ juː hoʊld ʌv ʌs/
Line 2
You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.
Line 3
You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.
/juː steɪt ɪn ðə ˈsɪmpləst ˈpɑːsəbəl tɜːrmz ðæt wiː ʃæl ɡoʊ tuː ðə duːs/
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You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.
/juː bɪd ʌs rɑːt ɪn ˈloʊnlinəs ənd dɪˈnaɪ ʌs ɔːl kleɪmz tuː ˈɑːnəsti ˈkɑːndəkt ˈdiːsənt ˈkrɪstʃən laɪf/
Line 5
Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.
/huː ɑːr juː ˈmɪstər snɑːb tuː dʒʌdʒ ʌs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bachelors noun US /ˈbætʃlərz/

plural of “bachelor” — a man who has never been married

From this reading “'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.”

bloated verb US /ˈbloʊtɪd/

past form of “bloat” — become bloated or swollen or puff up

From this reading “You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.”

Clubs noun US /klʌbz/

plural of “club” — a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading “'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.”

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.”

Essex noun US /ˈesɪks/

a county in southeastern England on the North Sea and the Thames estuary

From this reading “'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.”

rot noun US /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading “You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.”

simplest adjective US /ˈsɪmpləst/

superlative of “simple” — having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading “You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.”

Snob noun US /snɑːb/

a person regarded as arrogant and annoying

From this reading “Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

BachelorsnounUS /ˈbætʃlərz/

plural of “bachelor” — a man who has never been married

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

bidverbUS /bɪd/

propose a payment

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

bloatedverbUS /ˈbloʊtɪd/

past form of “bloat” — become bloated or swollen or puff up

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

ChristianadjectiveUS /ˈkrɪstʃən/

relating to or characteristic of Christianity

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

claimsnounUS /kleɪmz/

plural of “claim” — an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

ClubsnounUS /klʌbz/

plural of “club” — a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

companionnounUS /kəmˈpænjən/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

denyverbUS /dɪˈnaɪ/

declare untrue; contradict

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

EssexnounUS /ˈesɪks/

a county in southeastern England on the North Sea and the Thames estuary

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

honestynounUS /ˈɑːnəsti/

the quality of being honest

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

lonelinessnounUS /ˈloʊnlinəs/

the state of being alone in solitary isolation

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

namesnounUS /neɪmz/

verbal abuse; a crude substitute for argument

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

obligedadjectiveUS /əˈblaɪdʒd/

under a moral obligation to do something

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

purple-faced

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

rotnounUS /rɑːt/

a state of decay usually accompanied by an offensive odor

From this reading You bid us rot in loneliness, and deny us all claims to honesty, conduct, decent Christian life.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

selfishadjectiveUS /ˈselfɪʃ/

concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others

From this reading You call us selfish, purple-faced, bloated, and other pretty names.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

simplestadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpləst/

superlative of “simple” — having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

SnobnounUS /snɑːb/

a person regarded as arrogant and annoying

From this reading Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

TemplenounUS /ˈtempəl/

place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

termsnounUS /tɜːrmz/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You state, in the simplest possible terms, that we shall go to the deuce.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Who are you, Mr. Snob, to judge us.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading 'We Bachelors in Clubs are very much obliged to you,' says my old school and college companion, Essex Temple, 'for the opinion which you hold of us.

Chapter 33 of The Book of Snobs by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 74 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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