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The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes
The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.
HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.
A NEW SELECTION.
BURNS & OATES.
LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes is here in full — 264 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.
/ðə bʊk ʌv θriː ˈhʌndrəd ˈænəkdoʊts/
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HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.
/hɪˈstɔːrɪkəl ˈlɪtəreri ənd ˈhjuːmərəs/
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A NEW SELECTION.
/ə nuː səˈlekʃən/
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BURNS & OATES.
/bɜːrnz oʊts/
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LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.

Learner Dictionary

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anecdotes noun US /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.”

burns noun US /bɜːrnz/

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

From this reading “BURNS & OATES.”

historical adjective US /hɪˈstɔːrɪkəl/

of or relating to the study of history

From this reading “HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.”

literary adjective US /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading “HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.”

mansions noun US /ˈmæntʃənz/

plural of “mansion” — (astrology) one of 12 equal areas into which the zodiac is divided

From this reading “LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.”

oates noun US /oʊts/

English conspirator who claimed that there was a Jesuit plot to assassinate Charles II (1649-1705)

From this reading “BURNS & OATES.”

selection noun US /səˈlekʃən/

the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading “A NEW SELECTION.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A NEW SELECTION.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.

ANECDOTESnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

BOOKnounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

BURNSnounUS /bɜːrnz/

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

From this reading BURNS & OATES.

GRANVILLE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.

HISTORICALadjectiveUS /hɪˈstɔːrɪkəl/

of or relating to the study of history

From this reading HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.

HUMOROUSadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.

HUNDREDnounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

LITERARYadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading HISTORICAL, LITERARY, AND HUMOROUS.

LONDONnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.

MANSIONSnounUS /ˈmæntʃənz/

plural of “mansion” — (astrology) one of 12 equal areas into which the zodiac is divided

From this reading LONDON: GRANVILLE MANSIONS.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading A NEW SELECTION.

OATESnounUS /oʊts/

English conspirator who claimed that there was a Jesuit plot to assassinate Charles II (1649-1705)

From this reading BURNS & OATES.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

SELECTIONnounUS /səˈlekʃən/

the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading A NEW SELECTION.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

THREEnounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading THE BOOK OF THREE HUNDRED ANECDOTES.

Chapter 1 of The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes by Various holds 264 sentences, grouped into 53 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #15413, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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Vocabulary met early in The Book of Three Hundred Anecdotes

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Three
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Hundred
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Anecdotes
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Historical
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