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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns

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There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"
There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.
"One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"
There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.
"He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"
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There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.
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"One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"
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There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.
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"He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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descent noun US /dɪˈsent/

An action of moving downward, dropping, or falling into a deeper place.

From this reading “There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.”

flaw noun US /flɔː/

an imperfection in an object or machine

From this reading “There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.”

Frog noun US /frɑːɡ/

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading “"He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!”

gallant adjective US /ˈɡælənt/

unflinching in battle or action

From this reading “There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.”

lining noun US /ˈlaɪnɪŋ/

a protective covering that protects an inside surface

From this reading “"One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"”

Mister noun US /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"”

strawberry noun US /ˈstrɔːberi/

sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading “"One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"”

vocation noun US /voʊˈkeɪʃən/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading “There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

scurvy trick noun + noun

In this reading “"He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

beeves

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

ConounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

Denman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

descentnounUS /dɪˈsent/

An action of moving downward, dropping, or falling into a deeper place.

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

flawnounUS /flɔː/

an imperfection in an object or machine

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

four-in-handnoun

a long necktie that is tied in a slipknot with one end hanging in front of the other

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

FrognounUS /frɑːɡ/

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

Gaffernoun

an elderly man

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

gallantadjectiveUS /ˈɡælənt/

unflinching in battle or action

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

GreatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

GreyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

Grosvenor

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

harmnounUS /hɑːrm/

any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

liningnounUS /ˈlaɪnɪŋ/

a protective covering that protects an inside surface

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

look'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

Lushington

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

MisternounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

namedverbUS /neɪmd/

past form of “name” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

Ossulston

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

proveverbUS /pruːv/

be shown or be found to be

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

QueennounUS /kwiːn/

the only fertile female in a colony of social insects such as bees and ants and termites; its function is to lay eggs

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

scurvynoun

a condition caused by deficiency of ascorbic acid (vitamin C)

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

Sefton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Sefton the Good!--four-in-hand, Gaffer Grey, And there's Grosvenor the Great!--from his beeves.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

StrawnounUS /strɔː/

plant fiber used e.g. for making baskets and hats or as fodder

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

strawberrynounUS /ˈstrɔːberi/

sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

Twas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

vocationnounUS /voʊˈkeɪʃən/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading "One wants for his head A new lining, 'tis said; And the other--some strawberry leaves, Well-a-day!"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

Well-a-day

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From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "He was named for a stick, 'Twas a sad scurvy trick, For he look'd like--a Frog with a Straw!

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading There's Ossulston, gallant as high, Gaffer Grey, Can prove his descent--without flaw.

WoodnounUS /wʊd/

the hard fibrous lignified substance under the bark of trees

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading There's Lushington, Denman, and Co., Gaffer Grey, And their friend--what's his name--Mister Wood; "No--the sweet Queen is gone, Their vocation is done, And they cannot do harm, if they would, Well-a-day!"

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