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WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.
JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.
His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.
"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.
"But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."
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The City of Beautiful Nonsense

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of The City of Beautiful Nonsense is here in full — 196 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.
Line 2
JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.
Line 3
His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.
/hɪz oʊld ˈwʊmən æz hiː kɔːld hɜːr wʊd hæv vaʊtʃt fɔːr ðæt/
Line 4
"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.
/hiː meɪ hæv tuː duː sʌm ˈdɜːrti trɪks ɪn hɪz dʒɑːb ʃiː hæd sed ʌv hɪm/
Line 5
"But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dirty adjective US /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading “"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.”

e's noun US /iːz/

possessive form of “e” — a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

imagined verb US /ˌɪˈmædʒənd/

past form of “imagine” — form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading “JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.”

job noun US /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading “"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.”

joseph noun US /ˈdʒoʊsəf/

leader of the Nez Perce in their retreat from United States troops (1840-1904)

From this reading “JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.”

prayed verb US /preɪd/

past form of “pray” — address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading “WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.”

tricks noun US /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading “"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.”

vouched verb US /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading “His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

dirty tricks adjective + noun counted as “dirty trick”

an unkind or aggressive trick

In this reading “"He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “"But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."”

old woman adjective + noun

a woman who is old

In this reading “His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.”

All words in this reading · 55

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

beneathprepositionUS /bɪˈniːθ/

Directly under; in or to a lower position than.

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

Chesterton's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

corn-coloured

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

dirtyadjectiveUS /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

e'snounUS /iːz/

possessive form of “e” — a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

eart

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

imaginedverbUS /ˌɪˈmædʒənd/

past form of “imagine” — form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

JILL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

JOSEPHnounUS /ˈdʒoʊsəf/

leader of the Nez Perce in their retreat from United States troops (1840-1904)

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

PRAYEDverbUS /preɪd/

past form of “pray” — address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

ST

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.

touchverbUS /tʌtʃ/

make physical contact with, come in contact with

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading "He may have to do some dirty tricks in his job," she had said of him.

vouchedverbUS /vaʊtʃt/

past form of “vouch” — give personal assurance; guarantee

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

waistcoatnoun

a man's sleeveless garment worn underneath a coat

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

WHYnounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading WHY JILL PRAYED TO ST.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading His old woman, as he called her, would have vouched for that.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading JOSEPH Little as you might have imagined it, there was a heart beneath that corn-coloured waistcoat of Mr. Chesterton’s.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "But ’e’s got a ’eart, ’as my young man, if you know where to touch it."

Chapter 20 of The City of Beautiful Nonsense by E. Temple (Ernest Temple) Thurston holds 196 sentences, grouped into 40 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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