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The Clicking of Cuthbert

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.
"What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."
"That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."
"What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."
"By a singular coincidence, ours is a golf story."
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The Clicking of Cuthbert

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of The Clicking of Cuthbert is here in full — 398 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.
/ðə ˈedətər pleɪst ə ˌsɪɡərˈet ɪn ə ˈhoʊldər priˈzentɪd tuː hɪm baɪ ə ˈreɪnɪŋ ˈmɑːnɑːrk ənd lɪt ɪt wɪð ə mætʃ frʌm ə ˈɡoʊldən bɑːks ðə ɡɪft ʌv ðə ˌmɪljəˈner ˈprezədent ʌv ðə əˈmælɡəmeɪtɪd liːɡ ʌv ˈwɜːrkɪŋ ˈplʌmərz/
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"What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."
Line 3
"That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."
Line 4
"What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."
/wʌt aɪ niːd æt ðə ˈmoʊmənt ˌhaʊˈevər ɪz ə ɡɑːlf ˈstɔːri/
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"By a singular coincidence, ours is a golf story."
/baɪ ə ˈsɪŋɡjələr koʊˈɪnsɪdəns ˈaʊərz ɪz ə ɡɑːlf ˈstɔːri/

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Amalgamated adjective US /əˈmælɡəmeɪtɪd/

joined together into a whole

From this reading “The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.”

dynamic adjective US /daɪˈnæmɪk/

characterized by action or forcefulness or force of personality

From this reading “"What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."”

golf noun US /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading “"What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."”

holder noun US /ˈhoʊldər/

a holding device

From this reading “The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.”

palpitating adjective US /ˈpælpəteɪtɪŋ/

having a slight and rapid trembling motion

From this reading “"What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."”

Plumbers noun US /ˈplʌmərz/

plural of “plumber” — a craftsman who installs and repairs pipes and fixtures and appliances

From this reading “The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.”

poignant adjective US /ˈpɔɪnjənt/

arousing affect

From this reading “"What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."”

reigning adjective US /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading “The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

AmalgamatedadjectiveUS /əˈmælɡəmeɪtɪd/

joined together into a whole

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

boxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

cigarettenounUS /ˌsɪɡərˈet/

finely ground tobacco wrapped in paper; for smoking

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

coincidencenounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading "By a singular coincidence, ours is a golf story."

containingverbUS /kənˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “contain” — include or contain; have as a component

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

dynamicadjectiveUS /daɪˈnæmɪk/

characterized by action or forcefulness or force of personality

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

editornounUS /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

giftnounUS /ɡɪft/

something acquired without compensation

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

goldenadjectiveUS /ˈɡoʊldən/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

golfnounUS /ɡɑːlf/

a game played on a large open course with 9 or 18 holes; the object is use as few strokes as possible in playing all the holes

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

holdernounUS /ˈhoʊldər/

a holding device

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

LeaguenounUS /liːɡ/

an association of sports teams that organizes matches for its members

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

litadjectiveUS /lɪt/

provided with artificial light

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

love-motive

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

Mabel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

magazinenounUS /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

matchverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

millionairenounUS /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

monarchnounUS /ˈmɑːnɑːrk/

a nation's ruler or head of state usually by hereditary right

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

one-hundred-per-cent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

ourspronounUS /ˈaʊərz/

the one or ones belonging to us

From this reading "By a singular coincidence, ours is a golf story."

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

palpitatingadjectiveUS /ˈpælpəteɪtɪŋ/

having a slight and rapid trembling motion

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

PlumbersnounUS /ˈplʌmərz/

plural of “plumber” — a craftsman who installs and repairs pipes and fixtures and appliances

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

poignantadjectiveUS /ˈpɔɪnjənt/

arousing affect

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

presidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

red-bloodedadjective

endowed with or exhibiting great bodily or mental health

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

reigningadjectiveUS /ˈreɪnɪŋ/

exercising power or authority

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

requiresverbUS /riˈkwaɪərz/

third-person singular of “require” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

singularadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡjələr/

unusual or striking

From this reading "By a singular coincidence, ours is a golf story."

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "What I need at the moment, however, is a golf story."

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

stuffnounUS /stʌf/

the tangible substance that goes into the makeup of a physical object

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

warmadjectiveUS /wɔːrm/

having or producing a comfortable and agreeable degree of heat or imparting or maintaining heat

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "That," we replied, "is us all over, Mabel."

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What this magazine requires," he said, "is red-blooded, one-hundred-per-cent dynamic stuff, palpitating with warm human interest and containing a strong, poignant love-motive."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

WorkingadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrkɪŋ/

actively engaged in paid work

From this reading The editor placed a cigarette in a holder presented to him by a reigning monarch, and lit it with a match from a golden box, the gift of the millionaire president of the Amalgamated League of Working Plumbers.

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