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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: Get a new soul.
That thing's not fit for a dog.
Get a new soul.”
All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.
It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 10/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 46–50

Line 1
The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.
/ðə dʒʌdʒ ðen sed ɪn ə ˈsʌdən ˈɡreɪtɪŋ vɔɪs ɡet ə nuː soʊl/
Line 2
That thing's not fit for a dog.
/ðæt θɪŋz nɑːt fɪt fɔːr ə dɔːɡ/
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Get a new soul.”
/ɡet ə nuː soʊl/
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All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.
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It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

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charges noun US /ˈtʃɑːrdʒəz/

plural of “charge” — an impetuous rush toward someone or something

From this reading “It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.”

eminent adjective US /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading “It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.”

farcical adjective US /ˈfɑːrsəkəl/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading “All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.”

financiers noun US /ˌfɪnənˈsɪrz/

plural of “financier” — a person skilled in large scale financial transactions

From this reading “It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.”

grating noun US /ˈɡreɪtɪŋ/

a barrier that has parallel or crossed bars blocking a passage but admitting air

From this reading “The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.”

libel noun US /ˈlaɪbəl/

a false and malicious publication printed for the purpose of defaming a living person

From this reading “It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.”

premonitory adjective US /prəˈmʌnətəri/

warning of future misfortune

From this reading “All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.”

thing's noun US /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

From this reading “That thing's not fit for a dog.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

actuallyadverbUS /ˈæktʃuːəli/

in actual fact

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

chargesnounUS /ˈtʃɑːrdʒəz/

plural of “charge” — an impetuous rush toward someone or something

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

courtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

defalcationnoun

the sum of money that is misappropriated

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

desertedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzɜːrtɪd/

forsaken by owner or inhabitants

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

eminentadjectiveUS /ˈemənənt/

standing above others in quality or position

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

farcicaladjectiveUS /ˈfɑːrsəkəl/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

financiersnounUS /ˌfɪnənˈsɪrz/

plural of “financier” — a person skilled in large scale financial transactions

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

fitverbUS /fɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

GetverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

gratingnounUS /ˈɡreɪtɪŋ/

a barrier that has parallel or crossed bars blocking a passage but admitting air

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

libelnounUS /ˈlaɪbəl/

a false and malicious publication printed for the purpose of defaming a living person

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

melancholynounUS /ˈmelənkɑːli/

a feeling of thoughtful sadness

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

premonitoryadjectiveUS /prəˈmʌnətəri/

warning of future misfortune

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

sagaciousadjective

acutely insightful and wise

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

thing'snounUS /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

From this reading That thing's not fit for a dog.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading The judge then said, in a sudden, grating voice: “Get a new soul.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It was a libel case between two very eminent and powerful financiers, against both of whom charges of considerable defalcation were brought.

witsnounUS /wɪts/

the basic human power of intelligent thought and perception

From this reading All this, of course, in the eyes of the sagacious, was premonitory of that melancholy and farcical day when his wits actually deserted him in open court.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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