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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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You didn't know,” he said, that I had a practical brother.
This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.
Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.
I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”
I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, a private detective, and there's my client.”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 13/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 61–65

Line 1
You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.
Line 2
This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.
/ðɪs ɪz ˈruːpərt ɡrænt ˈeskwaɪr huː kæn ənd dʌz ɔːl ðer ɪz tuː biː dʌn/
Line 3
Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.
/dʒʌst æz aɪ wɑːz ə ˈfeɪljər æt wʌn θɪŋ hiː ɪz ə səkˈses æt ˈevriθɪŋ/
Line 4
I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”
Line 5
I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

client noun US /ˈklaɪənt/

a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading ““I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.””

Esquire noun US /ˈeskwaɪr/

(Middle Ages) an attendant and shield bearer to a knight; a candidate for knighthood

From this reading “This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.”

inventor noun US /ˌɪnˈventər/

someone who is the first to think of or make something

From this reading “I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?””

journalist noun US /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading “I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?””

naturalist noun US /ˈnætʃərələst/

an advocate of the doctrine that the world can be understood in scientific terms

From this reading “I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?””

publisher noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃər/

a firm in the publishing business

From this reading “I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?””

Rupert noun US /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading “This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.”

schoolmaster noun US /ˈskuːlmæstər/

presiding officer of a school

From this reading “I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?””

All words in this reading · 59

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

brothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

clientnounUS /ˈklaɪənt/

a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

detectivenounUS /dɪˈtektɪv/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

dignitynounUS /ˈdɪɡnəti/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

EsquirenounUS /ˈeskwaɪr/

(Middle Ages) an attendant and shield bearer to a knight; a candidate for knighthood

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

failurenounUS /ˈfeɪljər/

an act that fails

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

house-agent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

inventornounUS /ˌɪnˈventər/

someone who is the first to think of or make something

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

journalistnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

naturalistnounUS /ˈnætʃərələst/

an advocate of the doctrine that the world can be understood in scientific terms

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

publishernounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃər/

a firm in the publishing business

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

RupertnounUS /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

schoolmasternounUS /ˈskuːlmæstər/

presiding officer of a school

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Just as I was a failure at one thing, he is a success at everything.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading I remember him as a journalist, a house-agent, a naturalist, an inventor, a publisher, a schoolmaster, a--what are you now, Rupert?”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading This is Rupert Grant, Esquire, who can and does all there is to be done.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I am and have been for some time,” said Rupert, with some dignity, “a private detective, and there's my client.”

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You didn't know,” he said, “that I had a practical brother.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 476 sentences of The Club of Queer Trades, unabridged, divided into 96 reading sections.

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Rabelais
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Illustrator
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Gustave
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Something
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