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The Club of Queer Trades

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Assistance possibly.”
The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.
I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.
I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.
Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 15/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 71–75

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Assistance possibly.”
/əˈsɪstəns ˈpɑːsəbli/
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The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.
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I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.
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I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.
/aɪ duː nɑːt noʊ ɪt meɪ hæv kʌm frʌm ˈɡɪvɪŋ ˈɔːrdərz tuː truːps/
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Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

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Assistance noun US /əˈsɪstəns/

the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading “Assistance possibly.””

consisted verb US /kənˈsɪstəd/

past form of “consist” — originate

From this reading “I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.”

crack verb US /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading “I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.”

distinguished adjective US /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading “Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.”

sentence noun US /ˈsentəns/

a string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language

From this reading “I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.”

sharply adverb US /ˈʃɑːrpli/

in an aggressive manner

From this reading “I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.”

troops noun US /truːps/

soldiers collectively

From this reading “I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.”

warlike adjective US /ˈwɔːrlaɪk/

disposed to warfare or hard-line policies

From this reading “Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

altogetheradverbUS /ˌɔːltəˈɡeðər/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

AssistancenounUS /əˈsɪstəns/

the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading Assistance possibly.”

Basil's

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From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

consistedverbUS /kənˈsɪstəd/

past form of “consist” — originate

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

crackverbUS /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

dandifiedadjective

affecting extreme elegance in dress and manner

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

forgottenadjectiveUS /fərˈɡɑːt.n̩/

Not remembered; lapsed from memory.

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

ordersnounUS /ˈɔːrdərz/

plural of “order” — (often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

peculiaradjectiveUS /pəˈkjuːljər/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

possiblyadverbUS /ˈpɑːsəbli/

by chance

From this reading Assistance possibly.”

quarternounUS /ˈkwɔːrtər/

one of four equal parts

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

sentencenounUS /ˈsentəns/

a string of words satisfying the grammatical rules of a language

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

sharplyadverbUS /ˈʃɑːrpli/

in an aggressive manner

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

soldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

solemnadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːləm/

dignified and somber in manner or character and committed to keeping promises

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

troopsnounUS /truːps/

soldiers collectively

From this reading I do not know, it may have come from giving orders to troops.

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

warlikeadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːrlaɪk/

disposed to warfare or hard-line policies

From this reading Major Brown was a V.C., and an able and distinguished soldier, but he was anything but a warlike person.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I had forgotten altogether the black dandified figure and the large solemn head, but I remembered the peculiar speech, which consisted of only saying about a quarter of each sentence, and that sharply, like the crack of a gun.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading The moment I heard him speak I remembered who he was, a certain Major Brown I had met years before in Basil's society.

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