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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.
In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.
One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.
And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.
Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, what is the matter with you?”
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 16/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 76–80

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Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.
/laɪk ˈmeni əˈmʌŋ ðə ˈaɪərn men huː rəˈkʌvərd ˈbrɪtɪʃ ˈɪndiə hiː wɑːz ə mæn wɪð ðə ˈnætʃərəl bɪˈliːfs ənd teɪsts ʌv æn oʊld meɪd/
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In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.
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One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.
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And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.
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Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

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adjustment noun US /əˈdʒʌstmənt/

making or becoming suitable; adjusting to circumstances

From this reading “In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.”

beliefs noun US /bɪˈliːfs/

plural of “belief” — any cognitive content held as true

From this reading “Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.”

cultivation noun US /ˌkʌltɪˈveɪʃən/

socialization through training and education to develop one's mind or manners

From this reading “One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.”

dapper adjective US /ˈdæpər/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading “In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.”

demure adjective US /dɪˈmjʊr/

affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way

From this reading “In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.”

lordly adjective US /ˈlɔːrdliː/

of or befitting a lord

From this reading ““Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?””

pansies noun US /ˈpænziz/

plural of “pansy” — large-flowered garden plant derived chiefly from the wild pansy of Europe and having velvety petals of various colors

From this reading “One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.”

untroubled adjective US /ənˈtrʌbəld/

not beset by troubles or disturbance or distress

From this reading “And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

adjustmentnounUS /əˈdʒʌstmənt/

making or becoming suitable; adjusting to circumstances

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

beliefsnounUS /bɪˈliːfs/

plural of “belief” — any cognitive content held as true

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

Candahar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

child'snounUS /tʃaɪldz/

possessive form of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

cultivationnounUS /ˌkʌltɪˈveɪʃən/

socialization through training and education to develop one's mind or manners

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

dapperadjectiveUS /ˈdæpər/

marked by up-to-dateness in dress and manners

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

demureadjectiveUS /dɪˈmjʊr/

affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

enthusiasmnounUS /ɪnˈθuːziæzəm/

a feeling of excitement

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

exactadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzækt/

Strictly particular and correct.

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

flingingverbUS /ˈflɪŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

glitteredverbUS /ˈɡlɪtərd/

past form of “glitter” — be shiny, as if wet

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

habitsnounUS /ˈhæbəts/

plural of “habit” — an established custom

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

heartinessnoun

active strength of body or mind

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

IndianounUS /ˈɪndiə/

a republic in the Asian subcontinent in southern Asia; second most populous country in the world; achieved independence from the United Kingdom in 1947

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

ironnounUS /ˈaɪərn/

a heavy ductile magnetic metallic element; is silver-white in pure form but readily rusts; used in construction and tools and armament; plays a role in the transport of oxygen by the blood

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

lordlyadjectiveUS /ˈlɔːrdliː/

of or befitting a lord

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

pansiesnounUS /ˈpænziz/

plural of “pansy” — large-flowered garden plant derived chiefly from the wild pansy of Europe and having velvety petals of various colors

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

preciseadjectiveUS /prɪˈsaɪs/

sharply exact or accurate or delimited

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

recoveredadjectiveUS /rəˈkʌvərd/

freed from illness or injury

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

religionnounUS /rɪˈlɪdʒən/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

remainedverbUS /rɪˈmeɪnd/

past form of “remain” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

roaringnounUS /ˈrɔːrɪŋ/

a deep prolonged loud noise

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

RobertsnounUS /ˈrɑːbərts/

United States biochemist (born in England) honored for his discovery that some genes contain introns (born in 1943)

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

RupertnounUS /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

talkedverbUS /tɔːkt/

past form of “talk” — exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

tastesnounUS /teɪsts/

plural of “taste” — the sensation that results when taste buds in the tongue and throat convey information about the chemical composition of a soluble stimulus

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

tea-cup

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

toynounUS /tɔɪ/

an artifact designed to be played with

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

troopsnounUS /truːps/

soldiers collectively

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

untroubledadjectiveUS /ənˈtrʌbəld/

not beset by troubles or disturbance or distress

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

victorynounUS /ˈvɪktəri/

a successful ending of a struggle or contest

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading And when he talked about his collection, his blue eyes glittered like a child's at a new toy, the eyes that had remained untroubled when the troops were roaring victory round Roberts at Candahar.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading One enthusiasm he had, which was of the nature of a religion--the cultivation of pansies.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Like many among the iron men who recovered British India, he was a man with the natural beliefs and tastes of an old maid.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading In his dress he was dapper and yet demure; in his habits he was precise to the point of the exact adjustment of a tea-cup.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Well, Major,” said Rupert Grant, with a lordly heartiness, flinging himself into a chair, “what is the matter with you?”

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