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The Club of Queer Trades
The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Something.
Preposterous.”
We shook our heads gently.
Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.
It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 19/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 91–95

Line 1
Something.
/ˈsʌmθɪŋ/
Line 2
Preposterous.”
/prɪˈpɑːstərəs/
Line 3
We shook our heads gently.
/wiː ʃʊk ˈaʊər hedz ˈdʒentli/
Line 4
Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.
/bɪt baɪ bɪt ənd ˈmeɪnli baɪ ðə ˈsiːmɪŋli ˈsliːpi əˈsɪstəns ʌv ˈbæzəl ɡrænt wiː piːst təˈɡeðər ðə ˈmeɪdʒərz ˈfræɡmənteri bʌt ɪkˈsaɪtəd neˈreɪʃən/
Line 5
It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.
/ɪt wʊd biː ˈɪnfəməs tuː səbˈmɪt ðə ˈriːdər tuː wʌt wiː enˈdjʊrd ˈðerfɔːr aɪ wɪl tel ðə ˈstɔːri ʌv ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn ɪn maɪ oʊn wɜːrdz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Basil noun US /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

fragmentary adjective US /ˈfræɡmənteri/

consisting of small disconnected parts

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

infamous adjective US /ˈɪnfəməs/

known widely and usually unfavorably

From this reading “It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.”

mainly adverb US /ˈmeɪnli/

for the most part

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

Major's noun US /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

narration noun US /neˈreɪʃən/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

pieced verb US /piːst/

past form of “piece” — to join or unite the pieces of

From this reading “Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.”

Preposterous adjective US /prɪˈpɑːstərəs/

so unreasonable as to invite derision

From this reading “Preposterous.””

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

assistancenounUS /əˈsɪstəns/

the activity of contributing to the fulfillment of a need or furtherance of an effort or purpose

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

BasilnounUS /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

BitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

enduredverbUS /enˈdjʊrd/

past form of “endure” — put up with something or somebody unpleasant

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

excitedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsaɪtəd/

(of persons) excessively affected by emotion

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

fragmentaryadjectiveUS /ˈfræɡmənteri/

consisting of small disconnected parts

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

gentlyadverbUS /ˈdʒentli/

in a gradual manner

From this reading We shook our heads gently.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading We shook our heads gently.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

infamousadjectiveUS /ˈɪnfəməs/

known widely and usually unfavorably

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

mainlyadverbUS /ˈmeɪnli/

for the most part

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

Major'snounUS /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

narrationnounUS /neˈreɪʃən/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We shook our heads gently.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

piecedverbUS /piːst/

past form of “piece” — to join or unite the pieces of

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

PreposterousadjectiveUS /prɪˈpɑːstərəs/

so unreasonable as to invite derision

From this reading Preposterous.”

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

seeminglyadverbUS /ˈsiːmɪŋli/

from appearances alone

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

shooknounUS /ʃʊk/

a disassembled barrel; the parts packed for storage or shipment

From this reading We shook our heads gently.

sleepyadjectiveUS /ˈsliːpi/

ready to fall asleep

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Something.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

submitverbUS /səbˈmɪt/

refer for judgment or consideration

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading Bit by bit, and mainly by the seemingly sleepy assistance of Basil Grant, we pieced together the Major's fragmentary, but excited narration.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We shook our heads gently.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would be infamous to submit the reader to what we endured; therefore I will tell the story of Major Brown in my own words.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Rabelais
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