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The Club of Queer Trades

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DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.
Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.
Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.
Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.
When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 25/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 121–125

Line 1
DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.
/deθ tuː ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn ə ˈkaɪndli ˈlʊkɪŋ oʊld mæn wɪð waɪt ˈwɪskərz wɑːz ˈwɔːtərɪŋ ðem/
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Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.
/braʊn lʊkt ˈʃɑːrpli bæk æt ðə roʊd bɪˈhaɪnd hɪm ðə mæn wɪð ðə ˈbæroʊ hæd ˈsʌdənli ˈvænɪʃt/
Line 3
Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.
/ðen hiː lʊkt əˈɡen æt ðə lɔːn wɪð ɪts ˌɪnˈkredəbəl ˌɪnˈskrɪpʃən/
Line 4
Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.
/əˈnʌðər mæn maɪt hæv θɔːt hiː hæd ɡɔːn mæd bʌt braʊn dɪd nɑːt/
Line 5
When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barrow noun US /ˈbæroʊ/

the quantity that a barrow will hold

From this reading “Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.”

exploits noun US /ˈeksplɔɪts/

plural of “exploit” — a notable achievement

From this reading “When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.”

gushed verb US /ɡʌʃt/

past form of “gush” — gush forth in a sudden stream or jet

From this reading “When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.”

inscription noun US /ˌɪnˈskrɪpʃən/

letters inscribed (especially words engraved or carved) on something

From this reading “Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.”

prosaic adjective US /proʊˈzeɪɪk/

not fanciful or imaginative

From this reading “When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.”

sane adjective US /seɪn/

mentally healthy; free from mental disorder

From this reading “When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.”

watering noun US /ˈwɔːtərɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading “DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.”

whiskers noun US /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

barrownounUS /ˈbæroʊ/

the quantity that a barrow will hold

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

BROWNnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

DEATHnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

exploitsnounUS /ˈeksplɔɪts/

plural of “exploit” — a notable achievement

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

gushedverbUS /ɡʌʃt/

past form of “gush” — gush forth in a sudden stream or jet

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

incredibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkredəbəl/

beyond belief or understanding

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

incurablyadverb

to an incurable degree

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

inscriptionnounUS /ˌɪnˈskrɪpʃən/

letters inscribed (especially words engraved or carved) on something

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

lawnnounUS /lɔːn/

a field of cultivated and mowed grass

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

MAJORadjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

militaryadjectiveUS /ˈmɪləteri/

of or relating to the study of the principles of warfare

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

painfullyadverbUS /ˈpeɪnfəli/

unpleasantly

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

prosaicadjectiveUS /proʊˈzeɪɪk/

not fanciful or imaginative

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

romanticadjectiveUS /roʊˈmæntɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of Romanticism or the Romantic Movement in the arts

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

saneadjectiveUS /seɪn/

mentally healthy; free from mental disorder

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

sharplyadverbUS /ˈʃɑːrpli/

in an aggressive manner

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then he looked again at the lawn with its incredible inscription.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Another man might have thought he had gone mad, but Brown did not.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

tokennounUS /ˈtoʊkən/

an individual instance of a type of symbol

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading Brown looked sharply back at the road behind him; the man with the barrow had suddenly vanished.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

wateringnounUS /ˈwɔːtərɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When romantic ladies gushed over his V.C. and his military exploits, he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading DEATH TO MAJOR BROWN A kindly looking old man, with white whiskers, was watering them.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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