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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.
He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.
Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.
At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.
Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 26/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 126–130

Line 1
Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.
/əˈnʌðər mæn əˈɡen maɪt hæv θɔːt hɪmˈself ə ˈvɪktəm ʌv ə ˈpæsɪŋ ˈpræktəkəl dʒoʊk bʌt braʊn kʊd nɑːt ˈiːzəli bɪˈliːv ðɪs/
Line 2
He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.
/hiː nuː frʌm hɪz oʊn kweɪnt ˈlɜːrnɪŋ ðæt ðə ˈɡɑːrdən ərˈeɪndʒmənt wɑːz æn ɪˈlæbrət ənd ɪkˈspensɪv wʌn hiː θɔːt ɪt ˌekˈstrævəɡəntli ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl ðæt ˈeni wʌn wʊd pɔːr aʊt ˈmʌni laɪk ˈwɔːtər fɔːr ə dʒoʊk əˈɡenst hɪm/
Line 3
Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.
Line 4
At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.
/æt ðɪs ˈmoʊmənt ðə staʊt oʊld mæn wɪð waɪt ˈwɪskərz lʊkt ʌp ənd ðə ˈwɔːtərɪŋ kæn fel frʌm hɪz hænd ˈʃuːtɪŋ ə swɜːrl ʌv ˈwɔːtər daʊn ðə ˈɡrævəl pæθ/
Line 5
Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.
/huː ɑːn ɜːrθ ɑːr juː hiː ɡæspt ˈtrembəlɪŋ ˈvaɪələntli/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

elaborate adjective US /ɪˈlæbrət/

marked by complexity and richness of detail

From this reading “He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.”

expensive adjective US /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading “He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.”

extravagantly adverb US /ˌekˈstrævəɡəntli/

in an abundant manner

From this reading “He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.”

gravel noun US /ˈɡrævəl/

rock fragments and pebbles

From this reading “At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.”

improbable adjective US /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading “He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.”

swirl verb US /swɜːrl/

turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading “At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.”

watering noun US /ˈwɔːtərɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading “At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.”

whiskers noun US /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

admittedverbUS /ədˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “admit” — declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

arrangementnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənt/

the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

clear-headed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

easilyadverbUS /ˈiːzəli/

with ease (“easy” is sometimes used informally for “easily”)

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

elaborateadjectiveUS /ɪˈlæbrət/

marked by complexity and richness of detail

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

expensiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspensɪv/

high in price or charging high prices

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

explanationnounUS /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

a statement that makes something comprehensible by describing the relevant structure or operation or circumstances etc.

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

extravagantlyadverbUS /ˌekˈstrævəɡəntli/

in an abundant manner

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

gaspedverbUS /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

gravelnounUS /ˈɡrævəl/

rock fragments and pebbles

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

Havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

improbableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

pathnounUS /pæθ/

a course of conduct

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

pourverbUS /pɔːr/

cause to run

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

quaintadjectiveUS /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

shootingnounUS /ˈʃuːtɪŋ/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

stoutadjectiveUS /staʊt/

dependable

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

swirlverbUS /swɜːrl/

turn in a twisting or spinning motion

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

tremblingnounUS /ˈtrembəlɪŋ/

a shaky motion

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

victimnounUS /ˈvɪktəm/

an unfortunate person who suffers from some adverse circumstance

From this reading Another man, again, might have thought himself a victim of a passing practical joke, but Brown could not easily believe this.

violentlyadverbUS /ˈvaɪələntli/

in a violent manner

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

waitedverbUS /ˈweɪtɪd/

past form of “wait” — stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

wateringnounUS /ˈwɔːtərɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading At this moment the stout old man with white whiskers looked up, and the watering can fell from his hand, shooting a swirl of water down the gravel path.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Having no explanation whatever to offer, he admitted the fact to himself, like a clear-headed man, and waited as he would have done in the presence of a man with six legs.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He knew from his own quaint learning that the garden arrangement was an elaborate and expensive one; he thought it extravagantly improbable that any one would pour out money like water for a joke against him.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Who on earth are you?” he gasped, trembling violently.

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This page carries chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 476 sentences, grouped into 96 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 96 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 96 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Club of Queer Trades

Common questions about reading The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Club of Queer Trades?

Yes. All 2767 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1696 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Club of Queer Trades is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1696, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Club of Queer Trades take to read?

About 230 minutes of reading across 554 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Club of Queer Trades section by section

How to work through The Club of Queer Trades section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 6 chapters of The Club of Queer Trades to begin.

  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Club of Queer Trades

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Club of Queer Trades, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Rabelais
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Illustrator
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Gustave
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Something
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.