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The Club of Queer Trades

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He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.
Madam,” he said, bowing simply, I am Major Brown.”
Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.
She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.
You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 29/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 141–145

Line 1
He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.
/hiː hæd ðə ˈfaɪnəst ˈmænərz ɪn ðə wɜːrld ənd ðoʊ ˈmɪstəfaɪd wɑːz nɑːt ɪn ðə liːst ɪmˈberəst tuː siː ðæt ðə ˈoʊnli ˈɑːkjəpənt wɑːz ə ˈleɪdi ˈsɪtɪŋ baɪ ðə ˈwɪndoʊ ˈlʊkɪŋ aʊt/
Line 2
Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”
/ˈmædəm hiː sed ˈboʊɪŋ ˈsɪmpli aɪ æm ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn/
Line 3
Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.
/sɪt daʊn sed ðə ˈleɪdi bʌt ʃiː dɪd nɑːt tɜːrn hɜːr hed/
Line 4
She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.
Line 5
You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bowing noun US /ˈboʊɪŋ/

bending the head or body or knee as a sign of reverence or submission or shame or greeting

From this reading ““Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.””

embarrassed adjective US /ɪmˈberəst/

feeling or caused to feel ill at ease or self-conscious or ashamed

From this reading “He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.”

fiery adjective US /ˈfaɪəri/

characterized by intense emotion

From this reading “She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.”

finest adjective US /ˈfaɪnəst/

superlative of “fine” — being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading “He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.”

hateful adjective US /ˈheɪtfəl/

evoking or deserving hatred

From this reading ““You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.””

mystified adjective US /ˈmɪstəfaɪd/

totally perplexed and mixed up

From this reading “He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.”

occupant noun US /ˈɑːkjəpənt/

someone who lives at a particular place for a prolonged period or who was born there

From this reading “He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.”

tax verb US /tæks/

levy a tax on

From this reading ““You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

Bedford

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

bowingnounUS /ˈboʊɪŋ/

bending the head or body or knee as a sign of reverence or submission or shame or greeting

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

embarrassedadjectiveUS /ɪmˈberəst/

feeling or caused to feel ill at ease or self-conscious or ashamed

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

fieryadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪəri/

characterized by intense emotion

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

finestadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪnəst/

superlative of “fine” — being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

flavournoun

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

gracefuladjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪsfəl/

characterized by beauty of movement, style, form, or execution

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

green-clad

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

hatefuladjectiveUS /ˈheɪtfəl/

evoking or deserving hatred

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

MadamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

mannersnounUS /ˈmænərz/

social deportment

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

mournfullyadverb

in a mournful manner

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

mystifiedadjectiveUS /ˈmɪstəfaɪd/

totally perplexed and mixed up

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

occupantnounUS /ˈɑːkjəpənt/

someone who lives at a particular place for a prolonged period or who was born there

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

ParknounUS /pɑːrk/

a large area of land preserved in its natural state as public property

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading “Madam,” he said, bowing simply, “I am Major Brown.”

SitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

taxverbUS /tæks/

levy a tax on

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

title-deeds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading “Sit down,” said the lady; but she did not turn her head.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading She was a graceful, green-clad figure, with fiery red hair and a flavour of Bedford Park.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading He had the finest manners in the world, and, though mystified, was not in the least embarrassed to see that the only occupant was a lady, sitting by the window, looking out.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You have come, I suppose,” she said mournfully, “to tax me about the hateful title-deeds.”

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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