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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.
First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.
Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.
The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.
Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.
/ðə ɪɡˈzækt ˌdefəˈnɪʃən ʌv ðɪs rɪˈkwaɪrmənt ɪz ˈɡɪvən ɪn ðə tuː ˈprɪnsəpəl ruːlz/
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First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.
/fɜːrst ɪt mʌst nɑːt biː ə mɪr ˌæpləˈkeɪʃən ɔːr ˌveriˈeɪʃən ʌv æn ɪɡˈzɪstɪŋ treɪd/
Line 3
Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.
/ðʌs fɔːr ˈɪnstəns ðə klʌb wʊd nɑːt ədˈmɪt æn ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns ˈeɪdʒənt ˈsɪmpli bɪˈkɔːz ˌɪnˈsted ʌv ˌɪnˈʃʊrɪŋ menz ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər əˈɡenst ˈbiːɪŋ bɜːrnt ɪn ə ˈfaɪər hiː ˌɪnˈʃʊrd let ʌs seɪ ðer ˈtraʊzərz əˈɡenst ˈbiːɪŋ tɔːrn baɪ ə mæd dɔːɡ/
Line 4
The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.
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Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.
/ˈsekəndli ðə treɪd mʌst biː ə ˈdʒenjəwən kəˈmɜːrʃəl sɔːrs ʌv ˈɪnkʌm ðə səˈpɔːrt ʌv ɪts ˌɪnˈventər/

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definition noun US /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading “The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.”

extraordinarily adverb US /ekˌstrɔːrdəˈnerəli/

extremely

From this reading “The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.”

insured adjective US /ˌɪnˈʃʊrd/

covered by insurance

From this reading “Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.”

insuring verb US /ˌɪnˈʃʊrɪŋ/

-ing form of “insure” — be careful or certain to do something; make certain of something

From this reading “Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.”

requirement noun US /rɪˈkwaɪrmənt/

required activity

From this reading “The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.”

soaring adjective US /ˈsɔːrɪŋ/

ascending to a level markedly higher than the usual

From this reading “The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.”

variation noun US /ˌveriˈeɪʃən/

an instance of change; the rate or magnitude of change

From this reading “First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.”

wittily adverb US /ˈwɪtəli/

in a witty manner

From this reading “The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

affairnounUS /əˈfer/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

agentnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənt/

an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

applicationnounUS /ˌæpləˈkeɪʃən/

the act of bringing something to bear; using it for a particular purpose

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

Bradcock

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From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

Burnaby-Bradcock

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

burntadjectiveUS /bɜːrnt/

ruined by overcooking

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

commercialadjectiveUS /kəˈmɜːrʃəl/

connected with or engaged in or sponsored by or used in commerce or commercial enterprises

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

definitionnounUS /ˌdefəˈnɪʃən/

a concise explanation of the meaning of a word or phrase or symbol

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

eloquentadjectiveUS /ˈeləkwənt/

expressing yourself readily, clearly, effectively

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

exactadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzækt/

Strictly particular and correct.

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

existingadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzɪstɪŋ/

presently existing

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

extraordinarilyadverbUS /ekˌstrɔːrdəˈnerəli/

extremely

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

furniturenounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

genuineadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenjəwən/

not fake or counterfeit

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

incomenounUS /ˈɪnkʌm/

the financial gain (earned or unearned) accruing over a given period of time

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

insurancenounUS /ˌɪnˈʃʊrəns/

promise of reimbursement in the case of loss; paid to people or companies so concerned about hazards that they have made prepayments to an insurance company

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

insuredadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈʃʊrd/

covered by insurance

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

insuringverbUS /ˌɪnˈʃʊrɪŋ/

-ing form of “insure” — be careful or certain to do something; make certain of something

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

inventornounUS /ˌɪnˈventər/

someone who is the first to think of or make something

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

keenlyadverbUS /ˈkiːnli/

in a keen or penetrating way

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

men'snounUS /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

principlenounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

a basic generalization that is accepted as true and that can be used as a basis for reasoning or conduct

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

raisedadjectiveUS /reɪzd/

located or moved above the surround or above the normal position

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

requirementnounUS /rɪˈkwaɪrmənt/

required activity

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

rulesnounUS /ruːlz/

plural of “rule” — a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

SecondlyadverbUS /ˈsekəndli/

in the second place

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

soaringadjectiveUS /ˈsɔːrɪŋ/

ascending to a level markedly higher than the usual

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

sourcenounUS /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

Stormby

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From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

supportnounUS /səˈpɔːrt/

the activity of providing for or maintaining by supplying with money or necessities

From this reading Secondly, the trade must be a genuine commercial source of income, the support of its inventor.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

ThusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

tornadjectiveUS /tɔːrn/

having edges that are jagged from injury

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

trousersnounUS /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The exact definition of this requirement is given in the two principal rules.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

variationnounUS /ˌveriˈeɪʃən/

an instance of change; the rate or magnitude of change

From this reading First, it must not be a mere application or variation of an existing trade.

wittilyadverbUS /ˈwɪtəli/

in a witty manner

From this reading The principle (as Sir Bradcock Burnaby-Bradcock, in the extraordinarily eloquent and soaring speech to the club on the occasion of the question being raised in the Stormby Smith affair, said wittily and keenly) is the same.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Thus, for instance, the Club would not admit an insurance agent simply because instead of insuring men's furniture against being burnt in a fire, he insured, let us say, their trousers against being torn by a mad dog.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Yes. All 2767 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1696 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Club of Queer Trades is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1696, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Club of Queer Trades take to read?

About 230 minutes of reading across 554 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Club of Queer Trades section by section

How to work through The Club of Queer Trades section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

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Vocabulary met early in The Club of Queer Trades

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Club of Queer Trades, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Rabelais
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Illustrator
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Gustave
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Something
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.