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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I have come, madam,” he said, to know what is the matter.
To know why my name is written across your garden.
Not amicably either.”
He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.
It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 30/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 146–150

Line 1
I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.
/aɪ hæv kʌm ˈmædəm hiː sed tuː noʊ wʌt ɪz ðə ˈmætər/
Line 2
To know why my name is written across your garden.
/tuː noʊ waɪ maɪ neɪm ɪz ˈrɪtən əˈkrɔːs jɔːr ˈɡɑːrdən/
Line 3
Not amicably either.”
/nɑːt ˈæmɪkəbli ˈiːðər/
Line 4
He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.
/hiː spoʊk ˈɡrɪmli fɔːr ðə θɪŋ hæd hɪt hɪm/
Line 5
It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.
/ɪt ɪz ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl tuː dɪˈskraɪb ðə ɪˈfekt prəˈduːst ɑːn ðə maɪnd baɪ ðæt ˈkwaɪət ənd ˈsʌni ˈɡɑːrdən siːn ðə freɪm fɔːr ə ˈstʌnɪŋ ənd ˈbruːtəl ˌpɜːrsəˈnælɪti/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amicably adverb US /ˈæmɪkəbli/

in an amicable manner

From this reading “Not amicably either.””

brutal adjective US /ˈbruːtəl/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

describe verb US /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

frame verb US /freɪm/

enclose in or as if in a frame

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

grimly adverb US /ˈɡrɪmli/

in a grim implacable manner

From this reading “He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.”

personality noun US /ˌpɜːrsəˈnælɪti/

the complex of all the attributes--behavioral, temperamental, emotional and mental--that characterize a unique individual

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

stunning adjective US /ˈstʌnɪŋ/

commanding attention

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

sunny adjective US /ˈsʌni/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading “It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

amicablyadverbUS /ˈæmɪkəbli/

in an amicable manner

From this reading Not amicably either.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

brutaladjectiveUS /ˈbruːtəl/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading Not amicably either.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

frameverbUS /freɪm/

enclose in or as if in a frame

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

grimlyadverbUS /ˈɡrɪmli/

in a grim implacable manner

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

hitverbUS /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

madamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not amicably either.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

personalitynounUS /ˌpɜːrsəˈnælɪti/

the complex of all the attributes--behavioral, temperamental, emotional and mental--that characterize a unique individual

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

producedverbUS /prəˈduːst/

past form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

scenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

stunningadjectiveUS /ˈstʌnɪŋ/

commanding attention

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

sunnyadjectiveUS /ˈsʌni/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is impossible to describe the effect produced on the mind by that quiet and sunny garden scene, the frame for a stunning and brutal personality.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading He spoke grimly, for the thing had hit him.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “I have come, madam,” he said, “to know what is the matter.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading To know why my name is written across your garden.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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