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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:
Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.
The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.
The next moment the pale Major understood.
It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 35/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 171–175

Line 1
Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:
/ˈskersli hæd hiː dʌn soʊ ðæn ðə tərˈɪfɪk vɔɪs keɪm/
Line 2
Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.
Line 3
The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.
/ðə kraɪz əˈpɪrd tuː kʌm frʌm ə diˈkæpəteɪtɪd hed ˈrestɪŋ ɑːn ðə ˈpeɪvmənt/
Line 4
The next moment the pale Major understood.
/ðə nekst ˈmoʊmənt ðə peɪl ˈmeɪdʒər ˌʌndərˈstʊd/
Line 5
It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cries noun US /kraɪz/

plural of “cry” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading “The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.”

decapitated adjective US /diˈkæpəteɪtɪd/

having had the head cut off

From this reading “The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.”

froze verb US /froʊz/

inflected form of “freeze” — stop moving or become immobilized

From this reading ““Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.”

Major adjective US /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading ““Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.”

pavement noun US /ˈpeɪvmənt/

the paved surface of a thoroughfare

From this reading “The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.”

resting verb US /ˈrestɪŋ/

-ing form of “rest” — not move; be in a resting position

From this reading “The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.”

terrific adjective US /tərˈɪfɪk/

very great or intense

From this reading “Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:”

thrust verb US /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading “It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

bloodnounUS /blʌd/

The red fluid that circulates in the heart and blood vessels.

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

boundadjectiveUS /baʊnd/

confined by bonds

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

coal-hole

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

criesnounUS /kraɪz/

plural of “cry” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

decapitatedadjectiveUS /diˈkæpəteɪtɪd/

having had the head cut off

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

frozeverbUS /froʊz/

inflected form of “freeze” — stop moving or become immobilized

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

glanceverbUS /ɡlæns/

throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading The next moment the pale Major understood.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading The next moment the pale Major understood.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

paleadjectiveUS /peɪl/

very light colored; highly diluted with white

From this reading The next moment the pale Major understood.

pavementnounUS /ˈpeɪvmənt/

the paved surface of a thoroughfare

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

restingverbUS /ˈrestɪŋ/

-ing form of “rest” — not move; be in a resting position

From this reading The cries appeared to come from a decapitated head resting on the pavement.

ScarcelyadverbUS /ˈskersli/

only a very short time before

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

terrificadjectiveUS /tərˈɪfɪk/

very great or intense

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

thrustverbUS /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading It was the head of a man thrust through the coal-hole in the street.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

understoodadjectiveUS /ˌʌndərˈstʊd/

fully apprehended as to purport or meaning or explanation

From this reading The next moment the pale Major understood.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading Scarcely had he done so than the terrific voice came:

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading “Major Brown, Major Brown, where did--” Brown was in the street almost at a bound, and he was in time--in time to see something which at first glance froze the blood.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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