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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.
As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.
They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.
But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.
He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 37/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 181–185

Line 1
He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.
/hiː flʌŋ ˈoʊ.pən ðə dɔːr ʌv ə blæk ˈkævəti ənd stept ɪn ˈfiːlɪŋ ɪn hɪz ˈpɑːkət fɔːr ˈmætʃəz/
Line 2
As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.
/æz hɪz raɪt hænd wɑːz ðʌs ˈɑːkjəpaɪd ə per ʌv ɡreɪt ˈslaɪmi hændz keɪm aʊt ʌv ðə ˈdɑːrknəs hændz ˈklɪrli bɪˈlɔːŋɪŋ tuː ə mæn ʌv dʒaɪˈɡæntɪk ˈstætʃər ənd siːzd hɪm baɪ ðə bæk ʌv ðə hed/
Line 3
They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.
/ðeɪ fɔːrst hɪm daʊn daʊn ɪn ðə ˈsʌfəkeɪtɪŋ ˈdɑːrknəs ə ˈbruːtəl ˈɪmədʒ ʌv ˈdestəni/
Line 4
But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.
/bʌt ðə ˈmeɪdʒərz hed ðoʊ ˈʌpˈsaɪd daʊn wɑːz ˈpɜːrfəktli klɪr ənd ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəl/
Line 5
He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.
/hiː ɡeɪv ˈkwaɪətli ˈʌndər ðə ˈpreʃər ənˈtɪl hiː hæd slɪd daʊn ˈɔːlmoʊst tuː hɪz hændz ənd niːz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cavity noun US /ˈkævəti/

a sizeable hole (usually in the ground)

From this reading “He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.”

Major's noun US /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading “But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.”

matches noun US /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading “He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.”

slid verb US /slɪd/

inflected form of “slide” — move obliquely or sideways, usually in an uncontrolled manner

From this reading “He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.”

slimy adjective US /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading “As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.”

stature noun US /ˈstætʃər/

high level of respect gained by impressive development or achievement

From this reading “As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.”

suffocating adjective US /ˈsʌfəkeɪtɪŋ/

causing difficulty in breathing especially through lack of fresh air and presence of heat

From this reading “They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.”

upside noun US /ˈʌpˈsaɪd/

the highest or uppermost side of anything

From this reading “But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

belongingnounUS /bɪˈlɔːŋɪŋ/

happiness felt in a secure relationship

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

brutaladjectiveUS /ˈbruːtəl/

(of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

cavitynounUS /ˈkævəti/

a sizeable hole (usually in the ground)

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

clearlyadverbUS /ˈklɪrli/

without doubt or question

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

darknessnounUS /ˈdɑːrknəs/

absence of light or illumination

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

destinynounUS /ˈdestəni/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

flungverbUS /flʌŋ/

inflected form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

forcedadjectiveUS /fɔːrst/

produced by or subjected to forcing

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

giganticadjectiveUS /dʒaɪˈɡæntɪk/

so exceedingly large or extensive as to suggest a giant or mammoth

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

imagenounUS /ˈɪmədʒ/

an iconic mental representation

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

intellectualadjectiveUS /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəl/

of or associated with or requiring the use of the mind

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

kneesnounUS /niːz/

plural of “knee” — hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

Major'snounUS /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

matchesnounUS /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

occupiedadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkjəpaɪd/

held or filled or in use

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

pocketnounUS /ˈpɑːkət/

a small pouch inside a garment for carrying small articles

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

pressurenounUS /ˈpreʃər/

the force applied to a unit area of surface; measured in pascals (SI unit) or in dynes (cgs unit)

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

quietlyadverbUS /ˈkwaɪətli/

with low volume

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

seizedverbUS /siːzd/

past form of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

slidverbUS /slɪd/

inflected form of “slide” — move obliquely or sideways, usually in an uncontrolled manner

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

slimyadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

staturenounUS /ˈstætʃər/

high level of respect gained by impressive development or achievement

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

steppedverbUS /stept/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

suffocatingadjectiveUS /ˈsʌfəkeɪtɪŋ/

causing difficulty in breathing especially through lack of fresh air and presence of heat

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He flung open the door of a black cavity and stepped in, feeling in his pocket for matches.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They forced him down, down in the suffocating darkness, a brutal image of destiny.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading He gave quietly under the pressure until he had slid down almost to his hands and knees.

upsidenounUS /ˈʌpˈsaɪd/

the highest or uppermost side of anything

From this reading But the Major's head, though upside down, was perfectly clear and intellectual.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading As his right hand was thus occupied, a pair of great slimy hands came out of the darkness, hands clearly belonging to a man of gigantic stature, and seized him by the back of the head.

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