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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.
Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.
The coal-cellar, of course.
Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.
Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 41/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 201–205

Line 1
It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.
/ɪt ræn æz ˈfɑːloʊz dɪr ˈmɪstər ˈplʌvər aɪ æm əˈnɔɪd tuː hiːr ðæt sʌm dɪˈleɪ hæz əˈkɜːrd ɪn ðə ərˈeɪndʒmənts reɪ ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn/
Line 2
Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.
/pliːz siː ðæt hiː ɪz əˈtækt æz pɜːr ərˈeɪndʒmənt təˈmɑːroʊ/
Line 3
The coal-cellar, of course.
Line 4
Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.
Line 5
Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

annoyed adjective US /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading “It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.”

arrangement noun US /ərˈeɪndʒmənt/

the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading “Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.”

arrangements noun US /ərˈeɪndʒmənts/

plural of “arrangement” — the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading “It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.”

attacked verb US /əˈtækt/

past form of “attack” — launch an attack or assault on; begin hostilities or start warfare with

From this reading “Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.”

faithfully adverb US /ˈfeɪθfəli/

in a faithful manner

From this reading “Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.”

Plover noun US /ˈplʌvər/

any of numerous chiefly shorebirds of relatively compact build having straight bills and large pointed wings; closely related to the sandpipers

From this reading “It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.”

Rupert noun US /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading “Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.”

tomorrow noun US /təˈmɑːroʊ/

the day after today

From this reading “Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.”

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amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

annoyedadjectiveUS /əˈnɔɪd/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

arrangementnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənt/

the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

arrangementsnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənts/

plural of “arrangement” — the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

attackedverbUS /əˈtækt/

past form of “attack” — launch an attack or assault on; begin hostilities or start warfare with

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

coal-cellar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The coal-cellar, of course.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading The coal-cellar, of course.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

delayverbUS /dɪˈleɪ/

cause to be slowed down or delayed

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

faithfullyadverbUS /ˈfeɪθfəli/

in a faithful manner

From this reading Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

forwardadverbUS /ˈfɔːrwərd/

at or to or toward the front

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

hawk-like

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

leaningadjectiveUS /ˈliːnɪŋ/

departing or being caused to depart from the true vertical or horizontal

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

listeningnounUS /ˈlɪsənɪŋ/

the act of hearing attentively

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The coal-cellar, of course.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.

perprepositionUS /pɜːr/

for each

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

PlovernounUS /ˈplʌvər/

any of numerous chiefly shorebirds of relatively compact build having straight bills and large pointed wings; closely related to the sandpipers

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

renounUS /reɪ/

a rare heavy polyvalent metallic element that resembles manganese chemically and is used in some alloys; is obtained as a by-product in refining molybdenum

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

RupertnounUS /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It ran as follows: Dear Mr Plover, I am annoyed to hear that some delay has occurred in the arrangements re Major Brown.

tomorrownounUS /təˈmɑːroʊ/

the day after today

From this reading Please see that he is attacked as per arrangement tomorrow.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Rupert Grant was leaning forward listening with hawk-like eyes.

YourspronounUS /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading Yours faithfully, P. G. Northover.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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