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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.
It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”
But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”
We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.
It can be an infinity of things.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 48/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 236–240

Line 1
Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.
/fækts pɔɪnt ɪn ɔːl dərˈekʃənz ɪt siːmz tuː miː laɪk ðə ˈθaʊzəndz ʌv twɪɡz ɑːn ə triː/
Line 2
It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”
Line 3
But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”
Line 4
We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.
/wiː hæv ɪˈtɜːrnəti tuː stretʃ ˈaʊər leɡz ɪn rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈmɪstɪk/
Line 5
It can be an infinity of things.
/ɪt kæn biː æn ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti ʌv θɪŋz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading ““But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?””

eternity noun US /ɪˈtɜːrnəti/

time without end

From this reading ““We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.”

fountain noun US /ˈfaʊntən/

a structure from which an artificially produced jet of water arises

From this reading “It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.””

infinity noun US /ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti/

time without end

From this reading ““It can be an infinity of things.”

mystic adjective US /ˈmɪstɪk/

having an import not apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence; beyond ordinary understanding

From this reading ““We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.”

springs noun US /sprɪŋz/

plural of “spring” — the season of growth

From this reading “It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.””

twigs noun US /twɪɡz/

plural of “twig” — a small branch or division of a branch (especially a terminal division); usually applied to branches of the current or preceding year

From this reading “Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.”

unity noun US /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading “It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “It can be an infinity of things.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

bloodnounUS /blʌd/

The red fluid that circulates in the heart and blood vessels.

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

criminaladjectiveUS /ˈkrɪmənəl/

bringing or deserving severe rebuke or censure

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

directionsnounUS /dərˈekʃənz/

plural of “direction” — a line leading to a place or point

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

eternitynounUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəti/

time without end

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

FactsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

fountainnounUS /ˈfaʊntən/

a structure from which an artificially produced jet of water arises

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

greennounUS /ɡriːn/

green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

infinitynounUS /ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti/

time without end

From this reading “It can be an infinity of things.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

mysticadjectiveUS /ˈmɪstɪk/

having an import not apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence; beyond ordinary understanding

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

springsnounUS /sprɪŋz/

plural of “spring” — the season of growth

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

starsnounUS /stɑːrz/

plural of “star” — (astronomy) a celestial body of hot gases that radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in the interior

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

stretchverbUS /stretʃ/

occupy a large, elongated area

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading “It can be an infinity of things.

thousandsnounUS /ˈθaʊzəndz/

plural of “thousand” — the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

treenounUS /triː/

a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

twigsnounUS /twɪɡz/

plural of “twig” — a small branch or division of a branch (especially a terminal division); usually applied to branches of the current or preceding year

From this reading Facts point in all directions, it seems to me, like the thousands of twigs on a tree.

unitynounUS /ˈjuːnəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It's only the life of the tree that has unity and goes up--only the green blood that springs, like a fountain, at the stars.”

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We have eternity to stretch our legs in,” replied the mystic.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “But what the deuce else can the letter be but criminal?”

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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