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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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There was no doubt that he was shaking.
At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.
You're laughing,” he cried.
I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.
What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 58/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 286–290

Line 1
There was no doubt that he was shaking.
/ðer wɑːz noʊ daʊt ðæt hiː wɑːz ˈʃeɪkɪŋ/
Line 2
At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.
/æt læst ˈæftər ə fjuː ˈmoʊmənts ˈskruːtəni ˈruːpərt broʊk ˈɪntuː ə kɜːrs/
Line 3
You're laughing,” he cried.
Line 4
I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.
/aɪ noʊ ðæt kənˈfaʊndɪd ˈsaɪlənt ˈʃeɪki læf ʌv jʊrz/
Line 5
What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?
/wʌt ðə duːs ɪz ðə əˈmjuːzmənt ˈbæzəl/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amusement noun US /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading “What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?”

Basil noun US /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading “What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?”

confounded adjective US /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading ““I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.”

curse noun US /kɜːrs/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.”

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?”

Rupert noun US /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading “At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.”

scrutiny noun US /ˈskruːtəni/

the act of examining something closely (as for mistakes)

From this reading “At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.”

shaky adjective US /ˈʃeɪki/

inclined to shake as from weakness or defect

From this reading ““I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

BasilnounUS /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

confoundedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaʊndɪd/

perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements; filled with bewilderment

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “You're laughing,” he cried.

cursenounUS /kɜːrs/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading “You're laughing,” he cried.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

RupertnounUS /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

scrutinynounUS /ˈskruːtəni/

the act of examining something closely (as for mistakes)

From this reading At last, after a few moments' scrutiny, Rupert broke into a curse.

shakingnounUS /ˈʃeɪkɪŋ/

the act of causing something to move up and down (or back and forth) with quick movements

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

shakyadjectiveUS /ˈʃeɪki/

inclined to shake as from weakness or defect

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

silentadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪlənt/

marked by absence of sound

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There was no doubt that he was shaking.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What the deuce is the amusement, Basil?

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You're laughing,” he cried.

yourspronounUS /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading “I know that confounded, silent, shaky laugh of yours.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Rabelais
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