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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.
They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.
I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.
But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.
The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 6/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 26–30

Line 1
The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.
/ðə waɪld juːθ ʌv ðə məˈtrɑːpələs kɔːl miː fəˈsiːʃəsli ðə kɪŋ ʌv klʌbz/
Line 2
They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.
/ðeɪ ˈɔːlsoʊ kɔːl miː ðə ˈtʃerəb ɪn əˈluːʒən tuː ðə ˈroʊziət ənd ˈjuːθfəl əˈpɪrəns aɪ hæv priˈzentɪd ɪn maɪ dɪˈklaɪnɪŋ jɪrz/
Line 3
I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.
/aɪ ˈoʊnli hoʊp ðə ˈspɪrɪts ɪn ðə ˈbetər wɜːrld hæv æz ɡʊd ˈdɪnərz æz aɪ hæv/
Line 4
But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.
/bʌt ðə ˈfaɪndɪŋ ʌv ðə klʌb ʌv kwɪr treɪdz hæz wʌn ˈveri ˈkjʊriəs θɪŋ əˈbaʊt ɪt/
Line 5
The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

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attic noun US /ˈætɪk/

floor consisting of open space at the top of a house just below roof; often used for storage

From this reading “The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.”

Basil noun US /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading “The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.”

Cherub noun US /ˈtʃerəb/

a sweet innocent baby

From this reading “They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.”

declining verb US /dɪˈklaɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading “They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.”

facetiously adverb US /fəˈsiːʃəsli/

not seriously

From this reading “The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.”

metropolis noun US /məˈtrɑːpələs/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading “The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.”

roseate adjective US /ˈroʊziət/

of something having a dusty purplish pink color

From this reading “They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.”

Trades noun US /treɪdz/

plural of “trade” — the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading “But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

allusionnounUS /əˈluːʒən/

passing reference or indirect mention

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

atticnounUS /ˈætɪk/

floor consisting of open space at the top of a house just below roof; often used for storage

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

BasilnounUS /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

CherubnounUS /ˈtʃerəb/

a sweet innocent baby

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

ClubsnounUS /klʌbz/

plural of “club” — a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

decliningverbUS /dɪˈklaɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

dinnersnounUS /ˈdɪnərz/

plural of “dinner” — the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

facetiouslyadverbUS /fəˈsiːʃəsli/

not seriously

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

findingnounUS /ˈfaɪndɪŋ/

the act of determining the properties of something, usually by research or calculation

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

metropolisnounUS /məˈtrɑːpələs/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

mysticadjectiveUS /ˈmɪstɪk/

having an import not apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence; beyond ordinary understanding

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

QueeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

roseateadjectiveUS /ˈroʊziət/

of something having a dusty purplish pink color

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

scarcelyadverbUS /ˈskersli/

only a very short time before

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

star-gazer

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From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

stirredadjectiveUS /stɜːrd/

being excited or provoked to the expression of an emotion

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

TradesnounUS /treɪdz/

plural of “trade” — the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But the finding of the Club of Queer Trades has one very curious thing about it.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The most curious thing about it is that it was not discovered by me; it was discovered by my friend Basil Grant, a star-gazer, a mystic, and a man who scarcely stirred out of his attic.

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I only hope the spirits in the better world have as good dinners as I have.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading The wild youth of the metropolis call me facetiously 'The King of Clubs'.

youthfuladjectiveUS /ˈjuːθfəl/

suggestive of youth; vigorous and fresh

From this reading They also call me 'The Cherub', in allusion to the roseate and youthful appearance I have presented in my declining years.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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