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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.
The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.
But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.
He looked up as we came to a standstill.
Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 62/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 306–310

Line 1
With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.
/wɪð ðə saʊnd ʌv ðə wɜːrd ðə dɔːr bɜːrst ˈoʊ.pən ənd wiː fel ˈɪntuː ðə ruːm laɪk æn ˌɪnˈveɪʒən ˈoʊnli tuː stɑːp ded/
Line 2
The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.
/ðə ruːm wɪtʃ wɑːz æn ˈɔːrdəneri ənd ˈniːtli əˈpɔɪntɪd ˈɔːfɪs əˈpɪrd æt ðə fɜːrst ɡlæns tuː biː ˈempti/
Line 3
But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.
Line 4
He looked up as we came to a standstill.
/hiː lʊkt ʌp æz wiː keɪm tuː ə ˈstændstɪl/
Line 5
Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.
/dɪd juː nɑːk hiː æskt ˈplezəntli/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bewildering verb US /bɪˈwɪldərɪŋ/

-ing form of “bewilder” — be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading “But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.”

drawers noun US /drɔːrz/

underpants worn by men

From this reading “But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.”

invasion noun US /ˌɪnˈveɪʒən/

the act of invading; the act of an army that invades for conquest or plunder

From this reading “With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.”

moustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.”

multiplicity noun US /ˌmʌltəˈplɪsɪti/

the property of being multiple

From this reading “But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.”

neatly adverb US /ˈniːtli/

with neatness

From this reading “The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.”

standstill noun US /ˈstændstɪl/

a situation in which no progress can be made or no advancement is possible

From this reading “He looked up as we came to a standstill.”

waxed adjective US /wækst/

treated with wax

From this reading “But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

appointedadjectiveUS /əˈpɔɪntɪd/

subject to appointment

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

bewilderingverbUS /bɪˈwɪldərɪŋ/

-ing form of “bewilder” — be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

burstverbUS /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

carefuladjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

clerknounUS /klɜːrk/

an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

Didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

drawersnounUS /drɔːrz/

underpants worn by men

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

emptyverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

glanceverbUS /ɡlæns/

throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

invasionnounUS /ˌɪnˈveɪʒən/

the act of invading; the act of an army that invades for conquest or plunder

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

moustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

multiplicitynounUS /ˌmʌltəˈplɪsɪti/

the property of being multiple

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

neatlyadverbUS /ˈniːtli/

with neatness

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

ordinarynounUS /ˈɔːrdəneri/

a judge of a probate court

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

pigeonholes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

pleasantlyadverbUS /ˈplezəntli/

in a cheerful manner

From this reading “Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

seatedadjectiveUS /ˈsiːtɪd/

(of persons) having the torso erect and legs bent with the body supported on the buttocks

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

secondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

standstillnounUS /ˈstændstɪl/

a situation in which no progress can be made or no advancement is possible

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He looked up as we came to a standstill.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

waxedadjectiveUS /wækst/

treated with wax

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The room, which was an ordinary and neatly appointed office, appeared, at the first glance, to be empty.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading With the sound of the word the door burst open, and we fell into the room like an invasion, only to stop dead.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading But on a second and more careful glance, we saw seated behind a very large desk with pigeonholes and drawers of bewildering multiplicity, a small man with a black waxed moustache, and the air of a very average clerk, writing hard.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Did you knock?” he asked pleasantly.

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