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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.
I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, that this letter was written by you.”
And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.
The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.
Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, what about that?”
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 64/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 316–320

Line 1
That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.
/ðæt ɪz maɪ neɪm rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈʌðər ˈsmaɪlɪŋ/
Line 2
I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”
/aɪ θɪŋk sed ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn wɪð æn ˌɪnˈkriːs ɪn ðə dɑːrk ɡloʊ ʌv hɪz feɪs ðæt ðɪs ˈletər wɑːz ˈrɪtən baɪ juː/
Line 3
And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.
/ənd wɪð ə laʊd klæp hiː strʌk ˈoʊ.pən ðə ˈletər ɑːn ðə desk wɪð hɪz klentʃt fɪst/
Line 4
The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.
Line 5
Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”
/wel sɜːr sed ðə ˈmeɪdʒər ˈbriːðɪŋ hɑːrd wʌt əˈbaʊt ðæt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

breathing noun US /ˈbriːðɪŋ/

the bodily process of inhalation and exhalation; the process of taking in oxygen from inhaled air and releasing carbon dioxide by exhalation

From this reading ““Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?””

clap verb US /klæp/

put quickly or forcibly

From this reading “And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.”

clenched adjective US /klentʃt/

closed or squeezed together tightly

From this reading “And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.”

desk noun US /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading “And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.”

fist noun US /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading “And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.”

glow noun US /ɡloʊ/

an alert and refreshed state

From this reading ““I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.””

increase noun US /ˌɪnˈkriːs/

a quantity that is added

From this reading ““I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.””

unaffected adjective US /ˌʌnəˈfektɪd/

undergoing no change when acted upon

From this reading “The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

breathingnounUS /ˈbriːðɪŋ/

the bodily process of inhalation and exhalation; the process of taking in oxygen from inhaled air and releasing carbon dioxide by exhalation

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

clapverbUS /klæp/

put quickly or forcibly

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

clenchedadjectiveUS /klentʃt/

closed or squeezed together tightly

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

darknounUS /dɑːrk/

absence of light or illumination

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

glownounUS /ɡloʊ/

an alert and refreshed state

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

increasenounUS /ˌɪnˈkriːs/

a quantity that is added

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

loudadjectiveUS /laʊd/

characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

noddedverbUS /ˈnɑːdəd/

inflected form of “nod” — express or signify by nodding

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

smilingnounUS /ˈsmaɪlɪŋ/

a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading And with a loud clap he struck open the letter on the desk with his clenched fist.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “That is my name,” replied the other, smiling.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

unaffectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnəˈfektɪd/

undergoing no change when acted upon

From this reading The man called Northover looked at it with unaffected interest and merely nodded.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “Well, sir,” said the Major, breathing hard, “what about that?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I think,” said Major Brown, with an increase in the dark glow of his face, “that this letter was written by you.”

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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