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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.
Mr Hopson,” said Northover, this is Major Brown.
Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”
Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.
You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 67/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 331–335

Line 1
The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.
Line 2
Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.
Line 3
Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”
/wɪl juː pliːz ˈfɪnɪʃ ðæt θɪŋ fɔːr hɪm aɪ ɡeɪv juː ðɪs ˈmɔːrnɪŋ ənd brɪŋ ɪt ɪn/
Line 4
Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.
Line 5
You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

continue verb US /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading ““You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.”

egregious adjective US /ɪˈɡriːdʒəs/

conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible

From this reading ““You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.”

finish verb US /ˈfɪnɪʃ/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading “Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?””

inner adjective US /ˈɪnər/

located inward

From this reading “The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.”

lightning noun US /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading ““Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.”

radiant adjective US /ˈreɪdiːənt/

radiating or as if radiating light

From this reading ““You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.”

vanished adjective US /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading ““Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.”

weedy adjective US /ˈwiːdi/

abounding with or resembling weeds

From this reading “The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

continueverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

egregiousadjectiveUS /ɪˈɡriːdʒəs/

conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

excuseverbUS /ɪksˈkjuːs/

accept an excuse for

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

finishverbUS /ˈfɪnɪʃ/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

frock-coat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

Hopson

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

inneradjectiveUS /ˈɪnər/

located inward

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

lightningnounUS /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading “Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

radiantadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdiːənt/

radiating or as if radiating light

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Mr Hopson,” said Northover, “this is Major Brown.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading “Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

weedyadjectiveUS /ˈwiːdi/

abounding with or resembling weeds

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

Willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading “You will excuse me, gentlemen,” said the egregious Northover, with his radiant smile, “if I continue to work until Mr Hopson is ready.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes, sir,” said Mr Hopson, and vanished like lightning.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Will you please finish that thing for him I gave you this morning and bring it in?”

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The next moment an inner glass door was opened, and a fair, weedy, young man, in a frock-coat, entered from within.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Rabelais
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