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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.
And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?
Ha! ha!”
The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.
At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 68/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 336–340

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I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.
/aɪ hæv sʌm bʊks ðæt mʌst biː klɪrd ʌp bɪˈfɔːr aɪ ɡet əˈweɪ ɑːn maɪ ˈhɑːlədeɪ təˈmɑːroʊ/
Line 2
And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?
Line 3
Ha! ha!”
/hɑː hɑː/
Line 4
The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.
Line 5
At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

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childlike adjective US /ˈtʃaɪldlaɪk/

befitting a young child

From this reading “The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.”

ensued verb US /ɪnˈsuːd/

past form of “ensue” — issue or terminate (in a specified way, state, etc.); end

From this reading “The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.”

placid adjective US /ˈplæsəd/

(of a body of water) free from disturbance by heavy waves

From this reading “The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.”

raging adjective US /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading “The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.”

rapidity noun US /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading “At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.”

scratching noun US /ˈskrætʃɪŋ/

a harsh noise made by scraping

From this reading “At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.”

simultaneous adjective US /ˌsaɪməlˈteɪniəs/

occurring or operating at the same time

From this reading “At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.”

whiff noun US /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading “And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

busyadjectiveUS /ˈbɪzi/

actively or fully engaged or occupied

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

childlikeadjectiveUS /ˈtʃaɪldlaɪk/

befitting a young child

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

clearedadjectiveUS /klɪrd/

rid of objects or obstructions such as e.g. trees and brush

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

criminaladjectiveUS /ˈkrɪmənəl/

bringing or deserving severe rebuke or censure

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

disappearedverbUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɪrd/

past form of “disappear” — get lost, as without warning or explanation

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

don't

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From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

else

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From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

ensuedverbUS /ɪnˈsuːd/

past form of “ensue” — issue or terminate (in a specified way, state, etc.); end

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

HanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading Ha! ha!”

handleverbUS /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

holidaynounUS /ˈhɑːlədeɪ/

leisure time away from work devoted to rest or pleasure

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

Hopson

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From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

mingledverbUS /ˈmɪŋɡəld/

past form of “mingle” — to bring or combine together or with something else

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

Northover's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

placidadjectiveUS /ˈplæsəd/

(of a body of water) free from disturbance by heavy waves

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

ragingadjectiveUS /ˈreɪdʒɪŋ/

characterized by violent and forceful activity or movement; very intense

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

rapiditynounUS /rəˈpɪdəti/

a rate that is rapid

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

scratchingnounUS /ˈskrætʃɪŋ/

a harsh noise made by scraping

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

silentadjectiveUS /ˈsaɪlənt/

marked by absence of sound

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

simultaneousadjectiveUS /ˌsaɪməlˈteɪniəs/

occurring or operating at the same time

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

stillnessnounUS /ˈstɪlnəs/

(poetic) tranquil silence

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

tomorrownounUS /təˈmɑːroʊ/

the day after today

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I have some books that must be cleared up before I get away on my holiday tomorrow.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading At length the scratching of Northover's pen in the stillness was mingled with a knock at the door, almost simultaneous with the turning of the handle, and Mr Hopson came in again with the same silent rapidity, placed a paper before his principal, and disappeared again.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

whiffnounUS /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading And we all like a whiff of the country, don't we?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The criminal took up his pen with a childlike laugh, and a silence ensued; a placid and busy silence on the part of Mr P. G. Northover; a raging silence on the part of everybody else.

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