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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.
He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”
Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.
I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.
The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 69/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 341–345

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The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.
/ðə mæn æt ðə desk pʊld ənd ˈtwɪstɪd hɪz ˈspaɪki ˈmʌstæʃ fɔːr ə fjuː ˈmoʊmənts æz hiː ræn hɪz aɪ ʌp ənd daʊn ðə ˈpeɪpər priˈzentɪd tuː hɪm/
Line 2
He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”
Line 3
Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.
Line 4
I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.
/aɪ θɪŋk juː wɪl faɪnd ðæt ɔːl raɪt ˈmeɪdʒər hiː sed ˈbriːfli/
Line 5
The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:
/ðə ˈmeɪdʒər lʊkt æt ɪt ˈweðər hiː faʊnd ɪt ɔːl raɪt ɔːr nɑːt wɪl əˈpɪr ˈleɪtər bʌt hiː faʊnd ɪt laɪk ðɪs/

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devil's noun US /ˈdevəlz/

possessive form of “devil” — (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading “Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.”

frantic adjective US /ˈfræntɪk/

excessively agitated; distraught with fear or other violent emotion

From this reading “Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.”

impenetrable adjective US /ˌɪmˈpenətrəbəl/

not admitting of penetration or passage into or through

From this reading “Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.”

instantaneous adjective US /ˌɪnstənˈtæniəs/

occurring with no delay

From this reading “He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.””

moustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.”

muttering noun US /ˈmʌtərɪŋ/

a low continuous indistinct sound; often accompanied by movement of the lips without the production of articulate speech

From this reading “He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.””

spiky adjective US /ˈspaɪki/

having or as if having especially high-pitched spots

From this reading “The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.”

tattoo noun US /ˌtæˈtuː/

a drumbeat or bugle call that signals the military to return to their quarters

From this reading “Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

alteredadjectiveUS /ˈɔːltərd/

changed in form or character without becoming something else

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

beatingnounUS /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

brieflyadverbUS /ˈbriːfli/

for a short time

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

CarelessadjectiveUS /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

devil'snounUS /ˈdevəlz/

possessive form of “devil” — (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

finallyadverbUS /ˈfaɪnəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

franticadjectiveUS /ˈfræntɪk/

excessively agitated; distraught with fear or other violent emotion

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

frownverbUS /fraʊn/

look angry or sullen, wrinkle one's forehead, as if to signal disapproval

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

impenetrableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpenətrəbəl/

not admitting of penetration or passage into or through

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

instantaneousadjectiveUS /ˌɪnstənˈtæniəs/

occurring with no delay

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

moustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

mutteringnounUS /ˈmʌtərɪŋ/

a low continuous indistinct sound; often accompanied by movement of the lips without the production of articulate speech

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

reflectivenessnoun

the capability of quiet thought or contemplation

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

slightnounUS /slaɪt/

a deliberate discourteous act (usually as an expression of anger or disapproval)

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

spikyadjectiveUS /ˈspaɪki/

having or as if having especially high-pitched spots

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

tattoonounUS /ˌtæˈtuː/

a drumbeat or bugle call that signals the military to return to their quarters

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

twistedadjectiveUS /ˈtwɪstɪd/

having an intended meaning altered or misrepresented

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The man at the desk pulled and twisted his spiky moustache for a few moments as he ran his eye up and down the paper presented to him.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading The Major looked at it; whether he found it all right or not will appear later, but he found it like this:

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Then he read it again with the same impenetrable reflectiveness, and finally handed it to the frantic Brown, whose hand was beating the devil's tattoo on the back of the chair.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He took up his pen, with a slight, instantaneous frown, and altered something, muttering--“Careless.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I think you will find that all right, Major,” he said briefly.

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