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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.
I came in last month,” said the Major.
And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.
Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.
He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 77/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 381–385

Line 1
His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.
/hɪz streɪndʒ aɪz wɜːr ˈbɜːrnɪŋ ˈbrɪljəntli/
Line 2
I came in last month,” said the Major.
/aɪ keɪm ɪn læst mʌnθ sed ðə ˈmeɪdʒər/
Line 3
And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.
Line 4
Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.
Line 5
He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Basil noun US /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading “He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.”

beating noun US /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading ““Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.”

brilliantly adverb US /ˈbrɪljəntli/

with brightness

From this reading “His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.”

criminal adjective US /ˈkrɪmənəl/

bringing or deserving severe rebuke or censure

From this reading “And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.”

exquisite adjective US /ˈekskwəzət/

intense or sharp

From this reading ““Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.”

fists noun US /fɪsts/

plural of “fist” — a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading ““Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.”

gasped verb US /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading ““Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.”

whirlwind noun US /ˈwɜːrlwɪnd/

a more or less vertical column of air whirling around itself as it moves over the surface of the Earth

From this reading “He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

armsnounUS /ɑːrmz/

weapons considered collectively

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

BasilnounUS /ˈbæzəl/

any of several Old World tropical aromatic annual or perennial herbs of the genus Ocimum

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

beatingnounUS /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

brilliantlyadverbUS /ˈbrɪljəntli/

with brightness

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

burningnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

criminaladjectiveUS /ˈkrɪmənəl/

bringing or deserving severe rebuke or censure

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

deafeningly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

exquisiteadjectiveUS /ˈekskwəzət/

intense or sharp

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

fistsnounUS /fɪsts/

plural of “fist” — a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

gaspedverbUS /ɡæspt/

past form of “gasp” — breathe noisily, as when one is exhausted

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

laughternounUS /ˈlæftər/

the sound of laughing

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

monthnounUS /mʌnθ/

one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

shoutedadjectiveUS /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I came in last month,” said the Major.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “Oh! it's too perfect--it's too exquisite,” he gasped, beating the arms with his fists.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

voicelessly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

volleying

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

weathercocks

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading His strange eyes were burning brilliantly.

whirlwindnounUS /ˈwɜːrlwɪnd/

a more or less vertical column of air whirling around itself as it moves over the surface of the Earth

From this reading He was laughing deafeningly; Basil Grant was laughing voicelessly; and the rest of us only felt that our heads were like weathercocks in a whirlwind.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading And at the mere word the criminal Northover suddenly fell into his great office chair and shouted with a volleying laughter.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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