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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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And no one but I knew who he was.
Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.
I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.
For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.
He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 8/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 36–40

Line 1
And no one but I knew who he was.
/ənd noʊ wʌn bʌt aɪ nuː huː hiː wɑːz/
Line 2
Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.
/lɔːŋ əˈɡoʊ æz ɪt ɪz ˈevriwʌn rɪˈmembərz ðə ˈterəbəl ənd ɡroʊˈtesk siːn ðæt əˈkɜːrd ɪn wen wʌn ʌv ðə moʊst əˈkjuːt ənd ˈfɔːrsəbəl ʌv ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈdʒʌdʒɪz ˈsʌdənli went mæd ɑːn ðə bentʃ/
Line 3
I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.
/aɪ hæd maɪ oʊn vjuː ʌv ðæt əˈkɜːrəns bʌt əˈbaʊt ðə fækts ðemˈselvz ðer ɪz noʊ ˈkwestʃən æt ɔːl/
Line 4
For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.
/fɔːr sʌm mʌnθs ˌɪnˈdiːd fɔːr sʌm jɪrz ˈpiːpəl hæd dɪˈtektəd ˈsʌmθɪŋ ˈkjʊriəs ɪn ðə ˈdʒʌdʒɪz ˈkɑːndəkt/
Line 5
He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

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acute adjective US /əˈkjuːt/

having or experiencing a rapid onset and short but severe course

From this reading “Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.”

detected adjective US /dɪˈtektəd/

perceived or discerned

From this reading “For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.”

forcible adjective US /ˈfɔːrsəbəl/

impelled by physical force especially against resistance

From this reading “Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.”

grotesque adjective US /ɡroʊˈtesk/

distorted and unnatural in shape or size; abnormal and hideous

From this reading “Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.”

judge's noun US /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading “For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.”

judges noun US /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

a book of the Old Testament that tells the history of Israel under the leaders known as judges

From this reading “Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.”

occurrence noun US /əˈkɜːrəns/

an event that happens

From this reading “I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.”

remembers verb US /rɪˈmembərz/

third-person singular of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading “Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

acuteadjectiveUS /əˈkjuːt/

having or experiencing a rapid onset and short but severe course

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

advicenounUS /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

benchnounUS /bentʃ/

a long seat for more than one person

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

brilliantadjectiveUS /ˈbrɪljənt/

of surpassing excellence

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

concernedadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

detectedadjectiveUS /dɪˈtektəd/

perceived or discerned

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

everyonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

factsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

forcibleadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrsəbəl/

impelled by physical force especially against resistance

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

grotesqueadjectiveUS /ɡroʊˈtesk/

distorted and unnatural in shape or size; abnormal and hideous

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

judge'snounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

possessive form of “judge” — a public official authorized to decide questions brought before a court of justice

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

judgesnounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒɪz/

a book of the Old Testament that tells the history of Israel under the leaders known as judges

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

KnounUS /keɪ/

the basic unit of thermodynamic temperature adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

LongadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

monthsnounUS /mʌnθs/

plural of “month” — one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

moraladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

occupiedadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkjəpaɪd/

held or filled or in use

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

occurrencenounUS /əˈkɜːrəns/

an event that happens

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

personaladjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrsɪnəl/

concerning or affecting a particular person or his or her private life and personality

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

remembersverbUS /rɪˈmembərz/

third-person singular of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

scenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading I had my own view of that occurrence; but about the facts themselves there is no question at all.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Long ago as it is, everyone remembers the terrible and grotesque scene that occurred in ------, when one of the most acute and forcible of the English judges suddenly went mad on the bench.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He seemed to have lost interest in the law, in which he had been beyond expression brilliant and terrible as a K.C., and to be occupied in giving personal and moral advice to the people concerned.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading And no one but I knew who he was.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading For some months, indeed for some years, people had detected something curious in the judge's conduct.

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