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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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What bill? what blunder? what loss?”
Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.
On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.
Then he looked up abruptly.
Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 80/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 396–400

Line 1
What bill? what blunder? what loss?”
/wʌt bɪl wʌt ˈblʌndər wʌt lɔːs/
Line 2
Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.
Line 3
On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.
Line 4
Then he looked up abruptly.
/ðen hiː lʊkt ʌp əˈbrʌptli/
Line 5
Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.
/duː juː noʊ wer juː ɑːr ˈmeɪdʒər hiː sed/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apparent adjective US /əˈperənt/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading “On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.”

blunder verb US /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading ““What bill? what blunder? what loss?””

closer adverb US /ˈkloʊsər/

(comparative of “near” or “close”) within a shorter distance

From this reading “On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.”

lean verb US /liːn/

to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading “On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.”

moustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.”

screwed verb US /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading “On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.”

thoughtfully adverb US /ˈθɔːtfəli/

in a thoughtful manner

From this reading “Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.”

unconscious adjective US /ˌʌnˈkɑːnʃəs/

not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead

From this reading “Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

abruptlyadverbUS /əˈbrʌptli/

quickly and without warning

From this reading Then he looked up abruptly.

advancedadjectiveUS /ədˈvænst/

farther along in physical or mental development

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

apparentadjectiveUS /əˈperənt/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

besideprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪd/

next to; at the side of

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

billnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “What bill? what blunder? what loss?”

blunderverbUS /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading “What bill? what blunder? what loss?”

carewornadjective

showing the wearing effects of overwork or care or suffering

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

centrenounUS /ˈsentər/

a low-lying region in central France

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

closeradverbUS /ˈkloʊsər/

(comparative of “near” or “close”) within a shorter distance

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

considerationnounUS /kənˌsɪdərˈeɪʃən/

the process of giving careful thought to something

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

dignitynounUS /ˈdɪɡnəti/

the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

especiallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

hawk-like

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then he looked up abruptly.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

intelligencenounUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns/

the ability to comprehend; to understand and profit from experience

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

leanverbUS /liːn/

to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Then he looked up abruptly.

lossnounUS /lɔːs/

something that is lost

From this reading “What bill? what blunder? what loss?”

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

moustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

sallowadjective

unhealthy looking

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

screwedverbUS /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then he looked up abruptly.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

thoughtfullyadverbUS /ˈθɔːtfəli/

in a thoughtful manner

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

unconsciousadjectiveUS /ˌʌnˈkɑːnʃəs/

not conscious; lacking awareness and the capacity for sensory perception as if asleep or dead

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Then he looked up abruptly.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What bill? what blunder? what loss?”

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Mr P. G. Northover advanced in the centre of the room, thoughtfully, and with a great deal of unconscious dignity.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading On closer consideration, there were apparent about him other things beside a screwed moustache, especially a lean, sallow face, hawk-like, and not without a careworn intelligence.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Do you know where you are, Major?” he said.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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