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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.
Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.
Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.
No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.
But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 86/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 426–430

Line 1
The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.
/ðə moʊst ˈsɪŋɡjələr ˌsaɪkəˈlɑːdʒɪkəl dɪˈskʌvəri hæd bɪn rɪˈzɜːrvd tuː ðə end fɔːr æz ðə ˈlɪtəl ˈbɪznəs mæn siːst ˈspiːkɪŋ hiː hæd ðə ˈbleɪzɪŋ aɪz ʌv ə fəˈnætɪk/
Line 2
Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.
/ˈmeɪdʒər braʊn rəˈsiːvd ðə ˌekspləˈneɪʃən wɪð kəmˈpliːt sɪmˈplɪsəti ənd ɡʊd ˈhjuːmər/
Line 3
Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.
/ʌv kɔːrs ˈɑːfli dens sɜːr hiː sed/
Line 4
No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.
/noʊ daʊt æt ɔːl ðə skiːm ˈeksələnt/
Line 5
But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

awfully adverb US /ˈɑːfli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading ““Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.”

blazing adjective US /ˈbleɪzɪŋ/

shining intensely

From this reading “The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.”

dense adjective US /dens/

permitting little if any light to pass through because of denseness of matter

From this reading ““Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.”

fanatic noun US /fəˈnætɪk/

a person motivated by irrational enthusiasm (as for a cause)

From this reading “The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.”

humour noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading “Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.”

psychological adjective US /ˌsaɪkəˈlɑːdʒɪkəl/

mental or emotional as opposed to physical in nature

From this reading “The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.”

reserved adjective US /rɪˈzɜːrvd/

set aside for the use of a particular person or party

From this reading “The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.”

simplicity noun US /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading “Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

awfullyadverbUS /ˈɑːfli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading “Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

blazingadjectiveUS /ˈbleɪzɪŋ/

shining intensely

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

ceasedverbUS /siːst/

past form of “cease” — put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading “Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.

denseadjectiveUS /dens/

permitting little if any light to pass through because of denseness of matter

From this reading “Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.

discoverynounUS /dɪˈskʌvəri/

the act of discovering something

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

dreamilyadverb

in a dreamy manner

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

explanationnounUS /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

a statement that makes something comprehensible by describing the relevant structure or operation or circumstances etc.

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

fanaticnounUS /fəˈnætɪk/

a person motivated by irrational enthusiasm (as for a cause)

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

pausedverbUS /pɔːzd/

past form of “pause” — interrupt temporarily an activity before continuing

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

psychologicaladjectiveUS /ˌsaɪkəˈlɑːdʒɪkəl/

mental or emotional as opposed to physical in nature

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

receivedadjectiveUS /rəˈsiːvd/

conforming to the established language usage of educated native speakers

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

reservedadjectiveUS /rɪˈzɜːrvd/

set aside for the use of a particular person or party

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.

schemenounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading “No doubt at all, the scheme excellent.

simplicitynounUS /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

singularadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡjələr/

unusual or striking

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading “Of course; awfully dense, sir,” he said.

speakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The most singular psychological discovery had been reserved to the end, for as the little business man ceased speaking he had the blazing eyes of a fanatic.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading But I don't think--” He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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