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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.
Pay for chair.”
The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.
It ran, P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”
What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 88/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 436–440

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If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.
/ɪf ˈeni ʌv ðə rest ʌv juː dɪˈzaɪər æt ˈeni taɪm tuː kəˈmjuːnəkeɪt wɪð miː dɪˈspaɪt ˈmeɪdʒər braʊnz vjuː ʌv ðə ˈmætər aɪ ʃʊd biː əˈblaɪdʒd fɔːr jɔːr kɑːrd sɜːr sed ðə ˈmeɪdʒər ɪn hɪz əˈbrʌpt bʌt ˈkɜːrtiəs vɔɪs/
Line 2
Pay for chair.”
/peɪ fɔːr tʃer/
Line 3
The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.
/ðə ˈeɪdʒənt ʌv roʊˈmæns ənd ædˈventʃər ˈhændəd hɪz kɑːrd ˈlæfɪŋ/
Line 4
It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”
Line 5
What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

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abrupt adjective US /əˈbrʌpt/

marked by sudden changes in subject and sharp transitions

From this reading “If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.”

Agency noun US /ˈeɪdʒənsi/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading “It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.””

Brown's noun US /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.”

communicate verb US /kəˈmjuːnəkeɪt/

transmit information

From this reading “If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.”

courteous adjective US /ˈkɜːrtiəs/

exhibiting courtesy and politeness

From this reading “If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.”

Fleet noun US /fliːt/

group of aircraft operating together under the same ownership

From this reading “It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.””

Major's noun US /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading ““What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.”

Rupert noun US /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading ““What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.”

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14

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From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

abruptadjectiveUS /əˈbrʌpt/

marked by sudden changes in subject and sharp transitions

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

AdventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

AgencynounUS /ˈeɪdʒənsi/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

agentnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənt/

an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

Brown'snounUS /braʊnz/

possessive form of “brown” — an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading “Pay for chair.”

communicateverbUS /kəˈmjuːnəkeɪt/

transmit information

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

CourtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

courteousadjectiveUS /ˈkɜːrtiəs/

exhibiting courtesy and politeness

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

despiteprepositionUS /dɪˈspaɪt/

although something is true; in spite of

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

FleetnounUS /fliːt/

group of aircraft operating together under the same ownership

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

GrantverbUS /ɡrænt/

let have

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

Major'snounUS /ˈmeɪdʒərz/

possessive form of “major” — a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines; below lieutenant colonel and above captain

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

obligedadjectiveUS /əˈblaɪdʒd/

under a moral obligation to do something

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

PayverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading “Pay for chair.”

QnounUS /kjuː/

the 17th letter of the Roman alphabet

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

RomancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing.

RupertnounUS /ˈruːpərt/

English leader (born in Germany) of the Royalist forces during the English Civil War (1619-1682)

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

shoulderverbUS /ˈʃoʊldər/

lift onto one's shoulders

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

TnounUS /tiː/

a base found in DNA (but not in RNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

Tanner's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It ran, “P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What on earth is 'C.Q.T.'?” asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--” “I should be obliged for your card, sir,” said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice.

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