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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.
An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.
What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.
What can I do for you?”
The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 91/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 451–455

Line 1
Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.
/dʒʌst æz ðə læf ˈekoʊd əˈweɪ ðer keɪm ə ʃɑːrp nɑːk æt ðə dɔːr/
Line 2
An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.
Line 3
What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.
Line 4
What can I do for you?”
/wʌt kæn aɪ duː fɔːr juː/
Line 5
The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.
/ðə ˈmeɪdʒər ˈʃʌfəld ˈfevərɪʃli ˈɪntuː ðə ruːm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

absurd adjective US /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading “An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.”

deprecating adjective US /ˈdeprəkeɪtɪŋ/

tending to diminish or disparage

From this reading “An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.”

echoed verb US /ˈekoʊd/

past form of “echo” — to say again or imitate

From this reading “Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.”

feverishly adverb US /ˈfevərɪʃli/

in a feverish manner

From this reading “The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.”

inquiry noun US /ˌɪnˈkwaɪriː/

a search for knowledge

From this reading “An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.”

knock verb US /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading “Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.”

shuffled verb US /ˈʃʌfəld/

past form of “shuffle” — walk by dragging one's feet

From this reading “The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.”

thrust verb US /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading “An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “What can I do for you?”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

darknounUS /dɑːrk/

absence of light or illumination

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

deprecatingadjectiveUS /ˈdeprəkeɪtɪŋ/

tending to diminish or disparage

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “What can I do for you?”

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

echoedverbUS /ˈekoʊd/

past form of “echo” — to say again or imitate

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

feverishlyadverbUS /ˈfevərɪʃli/

in a feverish manner

From this reading The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “What can I do for you?”

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “What can I do for you?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

inquirynounUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪriː/

a search for knowledge

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

moustaches

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

Northover

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

owlishadjective

resembling an owl; solemn and wise in appearance

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.

sharpadjectiveUS /ʃɑːrp/

(of something seen or heard) clearly defined

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

shuffledverbUS /ˈʃʌfəld/

past form of “shuffle” — walk by dragging one's feet

From this reading The Major shuffled feverishly into the room.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

surprisenounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Just as the laugh echoed away, there came a sharp knock at the door.

thrustverbUS /θrʌst/

push forcefully

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What! back again, Major?” cried Northover in surprise.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading An owlish head, with dark moustaches, was thrust in, with deprecating and somewhat absurd inquiry.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “What can I do for you?”

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Something
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