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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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“'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”
The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.
I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, but what you ask is impossible.
I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.
The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 93/95 · 5 reading units · Lines 461–465

Line 1
“'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”
Line 2
The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.
/ðə ˈeɪdʒənts feɪs ɡruː ɡreɪv bʌt hɪz aɪz wɜːr əˈmjuːzd/
Line 3
I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.
/aɪ æm ˈterəbli ˈsɑːri ˈmeɪdʒər sed hiː bʌt wʌt juː æsk ɪz ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/
Line 4
I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.
Line 5
The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.
/ðə ædˈventʃərz ɑːr ˌkɑːnfəˈdenʃəl juː ɑːr æn ˌaʊtˈsaɪ.dər aɪ æm nɑːt əˈlaʊd tuː let juː noʊ æn ɪntʃ mɔːr ðæn aɪ kæn help/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

agency noun US /ˈeɪdʒənsi/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading “I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.”

agent's noun US /ˈeɪdʒənts/

possessive form of “agent” — an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading “The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.”

confidential adjective US /ˌkɑːnfəˈdenʃəl/

entrusted with private information and the confidence of another

From this reading “The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.”

oblige verb US /əˈblaɪdʒ/

force somebody to do something

From this reading “I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.”

outsider noun US /ˌaʊtˈsaɪ.dər/

A person who does not belong to a particular group or community; a stranger.

From this reading “The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.”

rules noun US /ruːlz/

plural of “rule” — a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading “I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.”

strict adjective US /strɪkt/

rigidly accurate; allowing no deviation from a standard

From this reading “I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.”

terribly adverb US /ˈterəbli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading ““I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdventuresnounUS /ædˈventʃərz/

plural of “adventure” — a wild and exciting undertaking (not necessarily lawful)

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

agencynounUS /ˈeɪdʒənsi/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

agent'snounUS /ˈeɪdʒənts/

possessive form of “agent” — an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

amusedadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

confidentialadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːnfəˈdenʃəl/

entrusted with private information and the confidence of another

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

DeathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

grewverbUS /ɡruː/

inflected form of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

inchnounUS /ɪntʃ/

a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

Jackals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

obligeverbUS /əˈblaɪdʒ/

force somebody to do something

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

outsidernounUS /ˌaʊtˈsaɪ.dər/

A person who does not belong to a particular group or community; a stranger.

From this reading The Adventures are confidential; you are an outsider; I am not allowed to let you know an inch more than I can help.

rulesnounUS /ruːlz/

plural of “rule” — a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

sooneradverbUS /ˈsuːnər/

comparatives of “soon” or “early”

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

strictadjectiveUS /strɪkt/

rigidly accurate; allowing no deviation from a standard

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

terriblyadverbUS /ˈterəbli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

title-deeds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “'Jackals', and the title-deeds, and 'Death to Major Brown'.”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The agent's face grew grave, but his eyes were amused.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I don't know any one I would sooner oblige than you; but the rules of the agency are strict.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I am terribly sorry, Major,” said he, “but what you ask is impossible.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Rabelais
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