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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.
She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.
The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.
Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.
Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.
But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 476 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 95/95 · 6 reading units · Lines 471–476

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She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.
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She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.
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The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.
/ðə ˈmeɪdʒər ənd ʃiː ɑːr ˈlɪvɪŋ æz ˈhæpəli æz bɜːrdz ɪn æn əbˈsɜːrd ˈvɪlə ənd ðə ˈfɔːrmər hæz ˈteɪkən tuː ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/
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Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.
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Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.
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But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.
/bʌt laɪk soʊ ˈmeni oʊld ˈsoʊldʒərz braʊn ɪz rɪˈlɪdʒəs ənd bɪˈliːvz ðæt hiː wɪl ˈriːəlaɪz ðə rest ʌv ðoʊz ˈpɜːrpəl ædˈventʃərz ɪn ə ˈbetər wɜːrld/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abstraction noun US /æbˈstrækʃən/

a concept or idea not associated with any specific instance

From this reading “Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.”

charades noun US /ʃərˈeɪdz/

guessing game in which one player pantomimes a word or phrase for others to guess

From this reading “She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.”

prim verb US /prɪm/

assume a prim appearance

From this reading “She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.”

recognizes verb US /ˈrekəɡnaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “recognize” — accept (someone) to be what is claimed or accept his power and authority

From this reading “Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.”

splendidly adverb US /ˈsplendədli/

extremely well

From this reading “She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.”

trance noun US /træns/

a psychological state induced by (or as if induced by) a magical incantation

From this reading “Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.”

unchanged adjective US /ənˈtʃeɪndʒd/

not made or become different

From this reading “Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.”

veteran noun US /ˈvetərən/

a serviceman who has seen considerable active service

From this reading “She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

abstractionnounUS /æbˈstrækʃən/

a concept or idea not associated with any specific instance

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

absurdadjectiveUS /əbˈsɜːrd/

inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

actedverbUS /ˈæktɪd/

past form of “act” — perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

actressnounUS /ˈæktrəs/

a female actor

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

adventuresnounUS /ædˈventʃərz/

plural of “adventure” — a wild and exciting undertaking (not necessarily lawful)

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

AgencynounUS /ˈeɪdʒənsi/

an administrative unit of government

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

alertadjectiveUS /əˈlɜːrt/

engaged in or accustomed to close observation

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

believesverbUS /bɪˈliːvz/

third-person singular of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

birdsnounUS /bɜːrdz/

plural of “bird” — warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

BrownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

causedverbUS /kɑːzd/

past form of “cause” — give rise to; cause to happen or occur, not always intentionally

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

charadesnounUS /ʃərˈeɪdz/

guessing game in which one player pantomimes a word or phrase for others to guess

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

coal-cellar

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From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

concealedadjectiveUS /kənˈsiːld/

not accessible to view

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

employedadjectiveUS /emˈplɔɪd/

having your services engaged for; or having a job especially one that pays wages or a salary

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

fallsnounUS /fɔːlz/

the petals or sepals of a flower that bend downward (especially the outer perianth of an iris)

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

feminineadjectiveUS /ˈfemənən/

associated with women and not with men

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

formeradjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrmər/

referring to the first of two things or persons mentioned (or the earlier one or ones of several)

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

happilyadverbUS /ˈhæpəli/

in a joyous manner

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

intellectualized

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From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

jackals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

languidadjectiveUS /ˈlæŋɡwəd/

lacking spirit or liveliness

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

mentionverbUS /ˈmenʃən/

make reference to

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

murderernounUS /ˈmɜːrdərər/

a criminal who commits homicide (who performs the unlawful premeditated killing of another human being)

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

Northover

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From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

others

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From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

OtherwiseadverbUS /ˈʌðərwaɪz/

in other respects or ways

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

primverbUS /prɪm/

assume a prim appearance

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

providedverbUS /prəˈvaɪdɪd/

past form of “provide” — give something useful or necessary to

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

purplenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəl/

a purple color or pigment

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

quietlyadverbUS /ˈkwaɪətli/

with low volume

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

realizeverbUS /ˈriːəlaɪz/

be fully aware or cognizant of

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

recognizesverbUS /ˈrekəɡnaɪzəz/

third-person singular of “recognize” — accept (someone) to be what is claimed or accept his power and authority

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

religiousadjectiveUS /rɪˈlɪdʒəs/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

RomancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

scoresnounUS /skɔːrz/

a large number or amount

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

soldiersnounUS /ˈsoʊldʒərz/

plural of “soldier” — an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

splendidlyadverbUS /ˈsplendədli/

extremely well

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

stirverbUS /stɜːr/

move an implement through

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

title-deeds

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From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

trancenounUS /træns/

a psychological state induced by (or as if induced by) a magical incantation

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

unchangedadjectiveUS /ənˈtʃeɪndʒd/

not made or become different

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

unselfishnessnoun

the quality of not putting yourself first but being willing to give your time or money or effort etc. for others

From this reading Otherwise he is unchanged--except, perhaps, there are moments when, alert and full of feminine unselfishness as the Major is by nature, he falls into a trance of abstraction.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

veterannounUS /ˈvetərən/

a serviceman who has seen considerable active service

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

villanounUS /ˈvɪlə/

Mexican revolutionary leader (1877-1923)

From this reading The Major and she are living as happily as birds, in an absurd villa, and the former has taken to smoking.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading She always replied very quietly that she had met scores of men who acted splendidly in the charades provided for them by Northover, but that she had only met one man who went down into a coal-cellar when he really thought it contained a murderer.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading She was an actress, employed (with many others) by the Romance Agency; and her marriage with the prim old veteran caused some stir in her languid and intellectualized set.

wonderingadjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərɪŋ/

showing curiosity

From this reading Then his wife recognizes with a concealed smile, by the blind look in his blue eyes, that he is wondering what were the title-deeds, and why he was not allowed to mention jackals.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading But, like so many old soldiers, Brown is religious, and believes that he will realize the rest of those purple adventures in a better world.

Chapter 1 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 476 sentences, grouped into 96 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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