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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.
It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.
The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.
But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.
The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.
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The Club of Queer Trades

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Club of Queer Trades is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.
/ðə rɪˈvoʊlt ʌv ˈmætər əˈɡenst mæn wɪtʃ aɪ bɪˈliːv tuː ɪɡˈzɪst hæz naʊ bɪn rəˈduːst tuː ə ˈsɪŋɡjələr kənˈdɪʃən/
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It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.
/ɪt ɪz ðə smɔːl θɪŋz ˈræðər ðæn ðə lɑːrdʒ θɪŋz wɪtʃ meɪk wɔːr əˈɡenst ʌs ənd aɪ meɪ æd biːt ʌs/
Line 3
The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.
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But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.
/bʌt wiː ɑːr enˈɡeɪdʒd ɪn ə ˈbɪtər ənd ɪˈtɜːrnəl wɔːr wɪð smɔːl θɪŋz ˈtʃiːfli wɪð ˈmaɪkroʊbz ənd wɪð ˈkɑːlər stʌdz/
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The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.
/ðə stʌd wɪð wɪtʃ aɪ wɑːz enˈɡeɪdʒd ɑːn fɪrs ənd ˈiːkwəl tɜːrmz æz aɪ meɪd ðə əˈbʌv rɪˈflekʃənz wɑːz wʌn wɪtʃ aɪ wɑːz ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː ˌɪntrəˈduːs ˈɪntuː maɪ ʃɜːrt ˈkɑːlər wen ə laʊd nɑːk keɪm æt ðə dɔːr/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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decayed adjective US /dəˈkeɪd/

damaged by decay; hence unsound and useless

From this reading “The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.”

devour verb US /dɪˈvaʊər/

destroy completely

From this reading “The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.”

mammoth adjective US /ˈmæməθ/

so exceedingly large or extensive as to suggest a giant or mammoth

From this reading “The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.”

microbes noun US /ˈmaɪkroʊbz/

plural of “microbe” — a minute life form (especially a disease-causing bacterium); the term is not in technical use

From this reading “But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.”

navies noun US /ˈneɪviz/

plural of “navy” — an organization of military vessels belonging to a country and available for sea warfare

From this reading “The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.”

revolt noun US /rɪˈvoʊlt/

organized opposition to authority; a conflict in which one faction tries to wrest control from another

From this reading “The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.”

stud verb US /stʌd/

scatter or intersperse like dots or studs

From this reading “The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.”

studs noun US /stʌdz/

plural of “stud” — a man who is virile and sexually active

From this reading “But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

bitteradjectiveUS /ˈbɪtər/

marked by strong resentment or cynicism

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

bonesnounUS /boʊnz/

(used in the plural) a percussion instrument consisting of a pair of hollow pieces of wood or bone (usually held between the thumb and fingers) that are made to click together (as by Spanish dancers) in rhythm with the dance

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

citiesnounUS /ˈsɪtiz/

plural of “city” — a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

collarnounUS /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

decayedadjectiveUS /dəˈkeɪd/

damaged by decay; hence unsound and useless

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

devourverbUS /dɪˈvaʊər/

destroy completely

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

equalverbUS /ˈiːkwəl/

be identical or equivalent to

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

eternaladjectiveUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəl/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

existverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪst/

have an existence, be extant

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

fierceadjectiveUS /fɪrs/

marked by extreme and violent energy

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

heapnounUS /hiːp/

a collection of objects laid on top of each other

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

introduceverbUS /ˌɪntrəˈduːs/

cause to come to know personally

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

loudadjectiveUS /laʊd/

characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

mammothadjectiveUS /ˈmæməθ/

so exceedingly large or extensive as to suggest a giant or mammoth

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

MatternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

microbesnounUS /ˈmaɪkroʊbz/

plural of “microbe” — a minute life form (especially a disease-causing bacterium); the term is not in technical use

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

mountainsnounUS /ˈmaʊntənz/

plural of “mountain” — a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

naviesnounUS /ˈneɪviz/

plural of “navy” — an organization of military vessels belonging to a country and available for sea warfare

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

reducedadjectiveUS /rəˈduːst/

made less in size or amount or degree

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

reflectionsnounUS /rɪˈflekʃənz/

plural of “reflection” — a calm, lengthy, intent consideration

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

revoltnounUS /rɪˈvoʊlt/

organized opposition to authority; a conflict in which one faction tries to wrest control from another

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

shirtnounUS /ʃɜːrt/

a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

singularadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡjələr/

unusual or striking

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

studverbUS /stʌd/

scatter or intersperse like dots or studs

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

studsnounUS /stʌdz/

plural of “stud” — a man who is virile and sexually active

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

tempests

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From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

termsnounUS /tɜːrmz/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading It is the small things rather than the large things which make war against us and, I may add, beat us.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading But we are engaged in a bitter and eternal war with small things; chiefly with microbes and with collar studs.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The stud with which I was engaged (on fierce and equal terms) as I made the above reflections, was one which I was trying to introduce into my shirt collar when a loud knock came at the door.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The revolt of Matter against Man (which I believe to exist) has now been reduced to a singular condition.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

wrecknounUS /rek/

something or someone that has suffered ruin or dilapidation

From this reading The bones of the last mammoth have long ago decayed, a mighty wreck; the tempests no longer devour our navies, nor the mountains with hearts of fire heap hell over our cities.

Chapter 3 of The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 433 sentences of The Club of Queer Trades, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

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Work through the 87 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Common questions about reading The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Club of Queer Trades?

Yes. All 2767 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #1696 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Club of Queer Trades is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #1696, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Club of Queer Trades take to read?

About 230 minutes of reading across 554 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Club of Queer Trades section by section

How to work through The Club of Queer Trades section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

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Vocabulary met early in The Club of Queer Trades

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Club of Queer Trades, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Rabelais
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Illustrator
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Gustave
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Something
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Club of Queer Trades; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.