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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce — Volume 08
The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce — Volume 08

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce — Volume 08 is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.
The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.
The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.
It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.
To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce — Volume 08

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce — Volume 08 is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.
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The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.
/ðə seɪm ənˈhæpi ˌsaɪkəˈlɑːdʒɪkəl kənˈdɪʃən wɪtʃ meɪks ðə dæns æn ənˈkliːn θɪŋ ɪn ðer ˈdʒɔːndɪst aɪz ˈrendərz ɪt ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl fɔːr ðem tuː ˌenˈdʒɔɪ ɑːrt ɔːr ˈlɪtərətʃər wen ðə səbˈdʒekt ɪz ˈnætʃərəl ðə ˈtriːtmənt friː ənd ˈdʒɔɪəs/
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The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.
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It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.
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To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.
/tuː ɔːl sʌtʃ ðə ˈɔːrdəneri ˈfʌŋkʃənz ʌv laɪf ɑːr ˌɪmˈpjʊr ðə ˈnætʃərəl mæn ənd ˈwʊmən θɪŋz tuː blʌʃ æt ɔːl ðə ɪˈkɑːnəmiz ʌv ˈneɪtʃər fʊl ʌv ˈʃɑːkɪŋ ˌɪmprəˈpraɪətiz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

economies noun US /ɪˈkɑːnəmiz/

plural of “economy” — the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading “To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.”

improprieties noun US /ˌɪmprəˈpraɪətiz/

plural of “impropriety” — an improper demeanor

From this reading “To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.”

impure adjective US /ˌɪmˈpjʊr/

combined with extraneous elements

From this reading “To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.”

indelicate adjective US /ˌɪnˈdelɪkət/

in violation of good taste even verging on the indecent

From this reading “The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.”

jaundiced adjective US /ˈdʒɔːndɪst/

affected by jaundice which causes yellowing of skin etc

From this reading “The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.”

provocative adjective US /proʊˈvɑːkətɪv/

serving or tending to provoke, excite, or stimulate; stimulating discussion or exciting controversy

From this reading “The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.”

prurient adjective US /ˈprʊriənt/

characterized by lust

From this reading “It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.”

unclean adjective US /ənˈkliːn/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading “The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.”

All words in this reading · 98

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

blushverbUS /blʌʃ/

turn red, as if in embarrassment or shame

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

Boccacio

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

ChaucernounUS /ˈtʃɔːsər/

English poet remembered as author of the Canterbury Tales (1340-1400)

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

dancenounUS /dæns/

an artistic form of nonverbal communication

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

DancingnounUS /ˈdænsɪŋ/

taking a series of rhythmical steps (and movements) in time to music

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

detectverbUS /dɪˈtekt/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

difficultynounUS /ˈdɪfəkəlti/

an effort that is inconvenient

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

discoververbUS /dɪˈskʌvər/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

economiesnounUS /ɪˈkɑːnəmiz/

plural of “economy” — the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

Faunnoun

ancient Italian deity in human shape, with horns, pointed ears and a goat's tail; equivalent to Greek satyr

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

functionsnounUS /ˈfʌŋkʃənz/

plural of “function” — (mathematics) a mathematical relation such that each element of a given set (the domain of the function) is associated with an element of another set (the range of the function)

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

governednounUS /ˈɡʌvərnd/

the body of people who are citizens of a particular government

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

housesnounUS /ˈhaʊsəz/

plural of “house” — a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

improprietiesnounUS /ˌɪmprəˈpraɪətiz/

plural of “impropriety” — an improper demeanor

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

impureadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpjʊr/

combined with extraneous elements

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

indelicateadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdelɪkət/

in violation of good taste even verging on the indecent

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

ingenuitynounUS /ˌɪndʒəˈnuːətiː/

the power of creative imagination

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

jaundicedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɔːndɪst/

affected by jaundice which causes yellowing of skin etc

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

joyousadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɔɪəs/

full of or characterized by joy

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

Medicean

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

nayexclamationUS /neɪ/

an old word for “no”

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

ordinarynounUS /ˈɔːrdəneri/

a judge of a probate court

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

permittedverbUS /pərˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “permit” — consent to, give permission

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

provocativeadjectiveUS /proʊˈvɑːkətɪv/

serving or tending to provoke, excite, or stimulate; stimulating discussion or exciting controversy

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

prudes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

prurientadjectiveUS /ˈprʊriənt/

characterized by lust

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

psychologicaladjectiveUS /ˌsaɪkəˈlɑːdʒɪkəl/

mental or emotional as opposed to physical in nature

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

rendersnounUS /ˈrendərz/

plural of “render” — a substance similar to stucco but exclusively applied to masonry walls

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

Shakspeare

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

shockingadjectiveUS /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

snouting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

suggestiveness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

TestamentnounUS /ˈtestəmənt/

a profession of belief

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

treatmentnounUS /ˈtriːtmənt/

care provided to improve a situation (especially medical procedures or applications that are intended to relieve illness or injury)

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

uncleanadjectiveUS /ənˈkliːn/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

uncleanlinessnoun

lack of cleanly habits

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

unhappyadjectiveUS /ənˈhæpi/

experiencing or marked by or causing sadness or sorrow or discontent

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

unpleasantadjectiveUS /ənˈplezənt/

offensive or disagreeable; causing discomfort or unhappiness

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

VenusnounUS /ˈviːnəs/

the second nearest planet to the sun

From this reading It would detect an unpleasant suggestiveness in the Medicean Venus, and two in the Dancing Faun.

waltznounUS /wɔːlts/

an assured victory (especially in an election)

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The same unhappy psychological condition which makes the dance an unclean thing in their jaundiced eyes renders it impossible for them to enjoy art or literature when the subject is natural, the treatment free and joyous.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading The ingenuity that can discover an indelicate provocative in the waltz will have no difficulty in snouting out all manner of uncleanliness in Shakspeare, Chaucer, Boccacio--nay, even in the New Testament.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading To all such the ordinary functions of life are impure, the natural man and woman things to blush at, all the economies of nature full of shocking improprieties.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would be an unfortunate thing, indeed, if the "prurient prudes" of the meeting houses were permitted to make the laws by which society should be governed.

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