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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 is here in full — 359 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.
Will anybody lend me a shilling?
No?
Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.
Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.
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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 is here in full — 359 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/71 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.
Line 2
Will anybody lend me a shilling?
/wɪl ˈenibədi lend miː ə ˈʃɪlɪŋ/
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No?
/noʊ/
Line 4
Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.
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Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

backer noun US /ˈbækər/

invests in a theatrical production

From this reading “Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.”

Bell's noun US /belz/

possessive form of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

hedger noun US /ˈhedʒər/

a respondent who avoids giving a clear direct answer

From this reading “Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.”

Ledger noun US /ˈledʒər/

a record in which commercial accounts are recorded

From this reading “Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.”

lend verb US /lend/

bestow a quality on

From this reading “Will anybody lend me a shilling?”

name's noun US /neɪmz/

possessive form of “name” — a language unit by which a person or thing is known

From this reading “Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.”

shilling noun US /ˈʃɪlɪŋ/

the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “Will anybody lend me a shilling?”

Timothy noun US /ˈtɪməθi/

grass with long cylindrical spikes grown in northern United States and Europe for hay

From this reading “Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

plain enough adjective + noun

In this reading “Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.”

different thing adjective + noun

In this reading “Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

aint

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading Will anybody lend me a shilling?

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

backernounUS /ˈbækər/

invests in a theatrical production

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

Bell'snounUS /belz/

possessive form of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

betting-book

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

day-book

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From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

Derby's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

Epsom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

FlatadjectiveUS /flæt/

having a surface without slope, tilt in which no part is higher or lower than another

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

GetverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

hedgernounUS /ˈhedʒər/

a respondent who avoids giving a clear direct answer

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

journeyverbUS /ˈdʒɜːrni/

undertake a journey or trip

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

LedgernounUS /ˈledʒər/

a record in which commercial accounts are recorded

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

lendverbUS /lend/

bestow a quality on

From this reading Will anybody lend me a shilling?

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Will anybody lend me a shilling?

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

name'snounUS /neɪmz/

possessive form of “name” — a language unit by which a person or thing is known

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No?

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

shillingnounUS /ˈʃɪlɪŋ/

the basic unit of money in Uganda; equal to 100 cents

From this reading Will anybody lend me a shilling?

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

TimothynounUS /ˈtɪməθi/

grass with long cylindrical spikes grown in northern United States and Europe for hay

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Well, here then, take my hat:——But if I don't show you up in _Bell's Life in London_ next Sunday morning, my name's not Timothy Flat.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Well, this is my last journey to Epsom, my last appearance on any course as a backer or hedger:——For I see plain enough a betting-book aint a day-book, and a Derby's a very different thing from a Ledger.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Get on there, will you?—Well, stop a moment.

Chapter 5 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 359 sentences, grouped into 72 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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