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The Comic Almanack, Volume 1

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 is here in full — 340 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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1839.] DECEMBER.
CHRISTMAS PIECES.
A SOLILOQUIAL CARE-ALL.
Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.
Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Comic Almanack, Volume 1

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 is here in full — 340 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/68 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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1839.] DECEMBER.
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CHRISTMAS PIECES.
/ˈkrɪsməs ˈpiːsəz/
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A SOLILOQUIAL CARE-ALL.
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Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.
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Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

brats noun US /bræts/

plural of “brat” — a very troublesome child

From this reading “Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.”

cataract noun US /ˈkætərækt/

an eye disease that involves the clouding or opacification of the natural lens of the eye

From this reading “Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.”

conspire verb US /kənˈspaɪər/

engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading “Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.”

cups noun US /kʌps/

plural of “cup” — a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading “Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.”

distractions noun US /dɪˈstrækʃənz/

plural of “distraction” — mental turmoil

From this reading “Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.”

fractions noun US /ˈfrækʃənz/

plural of “fraction” — a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading “Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.”

kittens noun US /ˈkɪtənz/

plural of “kitten” — young domestic cat

From this reading “Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.”

shew verb US /ʃuː/

establish the validity of something, as by an example, explanation or experiment

From this reading “Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.”

All words in this reading · 38

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

1839

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 1839.] DECEMBER.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A SOLILOQUIAL CARE-ALL.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

bottlesnounUS /ˈbɑːtəlz/

plural of “bottle” — a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

bratsnounUS /bræts/

plural of “brat” — a very troublesome child

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

brokeadjectiveUS /broʊk/

lacking funds

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

CARE-ALL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A SOLILOQUIAL CARE-ALL.

cataractnounUS /ˈkætərækt/

an eye disease that involves the clouding or opacification of the natural lens of the eye

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

CHRISTMASnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading CHRISTMAS PIECES.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

conspireverbUS /kənˈspaɪər/

engage in plotting or enter into a conspiracy, swear together

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

crack'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

cupsnounUS /kʌps/

plural of “cup” — a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

DECEMBERnounUS /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading 1839.] DECEMBER.

distractionsnounUS /dɪˈstrækʃənz/

plural of “distraction” — mental turmoil

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

fractionsnounUS /ˈfrækʃənz/

plural of “fraction” — a component of a mixture that has been separated by a fractional process

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

kittensnounUS /ˈkɪtənz/

plural of “kitten” — young domestic cat

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

o'eradverb

throughout a period of time

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

painnounUS /peɪn/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

PIECESnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading CHRISTMAS PIECES.

rushingnounUS /ˈrʌʃɪŋ/

(American football) an attempt to advance the ball by running into the line

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

shewverbUS /ʃuː/

establish the validity of something, as by an example, explanation or experiment

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

skillnounUS /skɪl/

an ability that has been acquired by training

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

SOLILOQUIAL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A SOLILOQUIAL CARE-ALL.

TablesnounUS /ˈteɪbəlz/

plural of “table” — a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

turn'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Tables turn'd, bottles broke, cups crack'd—All conspire to add to my distractions, to shew their skill in Christmas pieces, and in fractions.

untamedadjective

in a natural state; not tamed or domesticated or cultivated

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Here come December and the brats again! what pain! rushing like untamed kittens o'er a cataract.

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1 by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 340 sentences, grouped into 68 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 11 holds 340 sentences of The Comic Almanack, Volume 1, unabridged, divided into 68 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Comic Almanack, Volume 1

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Comic Almanack, Volume 1, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Comic
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Almanack
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