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The Comic Almanack, Volume 2
The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.
From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.
Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.
FOR A CONSCIENCE-STRICKEN STEWARD.
Ah! that picture.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.
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From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.
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Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.
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FOR A CONSCIENCE-STRICKEN STEWARD.
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Ah! that picture.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

branded adjective US /ˈbrændɪd/

(of goods and merchandise) marked or labeled by a distinctive word or symbol indicating exclusive rights

From this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

broker noun US /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading “From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.”

crust noun US /krʌst/

the outer layer of the Earth

From this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

heartless adjective US /ˈhɑːrtləs/

lacking in feeling or pity or warmth

From this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

infamy noun US /ˈɪnfəmi/

a state of extreme dishonor

From this reading “Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.”

Inquisition noun US /ˌɪn.kwɪˈzɪʃ.ən/

A period of prolonged and intensive questioning or investigation.

From this reading “Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.”

Missus noun US /ˈmɪsɪz/

informal term of address for someone's wife

From this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

spurn verb US /spɜːrn/

reject with contempt

From this reading “From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

lovely woman adjective + noun

In this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

through life preposition + noun

In this reading “Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.”

All words in this reading · 86

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

affectedadjectiveUS /əˈfektɪd/

acted upon; influenced

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah! that picture.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

basenounUS /beɪs/

installation from which a military force initiates operations

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

beatingnounUS /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

brandedadjectiveUS /ˈbrændɪd/

(of goods and merchandise) marked or labeled by a distinctive word or symbol indicating exclusive rights

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

breastnounUS /brest/

the front of the trunk from the neck to the abdomen

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

BROKERnounUS /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

CONSCIENCE-STRICKEN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FOR A CONSCIENCE-STRICKEN STEWARD.

criesnounUS /kraɪz/

plural of “cry” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

crustnounUS /krʌst/

the outer layer of the Earth

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

deservesverbUS /dɪˈzɜːrvz/

third-person singular of “deserve” — be worthy or deserving

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

GENEROUSadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəs/

willing to give and share unstintingly

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

heartlessadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrtləs/

lacking in feeling or pity or warmth

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

housemaidnoun

a female domestic

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

infamynounUS /ˈɪnfəmi/

a state of extreme dishonor

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

InquisitionnounUS /ˌɪn.kwɪˈzɪʃ.ən/

A period of prolonged and intensive questioning or investigation.

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

lordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

lovelyadjectiveUS /ˈlʌvli/

appealing to the emotions as well as the eye

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

lovesnounUS /lʌvz/

plural of “love” — a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

MissusnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

informal term of address for someone's wife

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading Ah! that picture.

pursenounUS /pɜːrs/

a container used for carrying money and small personal items or accessories (especially by women)

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

rackverbUS /ræk/

go at a rack

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

robenounUS /roʊb/

any loose flowing garment

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

roofnounUS /ruːf/

a protective covering that covers or forms the top of a building

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

sooneradverbUS /ˈsuːnər/

comparatives of “soon” or “early”

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

spurnverbUS /spɜːrn/

reject with contempt

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

STEWARDnounUS /ˈstuːərd/

someone who manages property or other affairs for someone else

From this reading FOR A CONSCIENCE-STRICKEN STEWARD.

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

ThrowsnounUS /θroʊz/

plural of “throw” — the act of throwing (propelling something with a rapid movement of the arm and wrist)

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

thydeterminerUS /ðaɪ/

an old word for “your”, speaking to one person

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

trulyadverbUS /ˈtruːli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

velvetnounUS /ˈvelvət/

a silky densely piled fabric with a plain back

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

welcomeverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Take thy gold, base lord, and know that the heart which truly loves, though beating in the humble breast of a housemaid, would sooner die on the rack of the Inquisition first, than wear the velvet robe of infamy.

wretchnounUS /retʃ/

performs some wicked deed

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading From my heart I spurn you.—[_Throws purse at his feet._] FOR A GENEROUS BROKER.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Come dry up your tears, Missus; and as long as I have a crust, or a roof, in the house, you are welcome to share it with me—for the man who is not affected when a lovely woman cries is a heartless wretch, who deserves to walk through life branded with infamy.

Chapter 3 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 404 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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