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The Comic Almanack, Volume 2
The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.
We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.
We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.
A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.
We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.
/wiː felt əˈniːzi ɪn ðə ˈprezəns ʌv sʌtʃ ə trəˈmendəs mæn/
Line 2
We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.
Line 3
We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.
/wiː felt ˈkɑːnfədənt ɪf wiː rɪˈmeɪnd mʌtʃ ˈlɔːŋɡər ɪkˈspoʊzd tuː ðə bloʊz ʌv wʌn huː hɪt soʊ hɑːrd ðæt wiː ʃʊd ˌɪˈnevətəbli biː smæʃt ˈɪntuː sʌtʃ ˈveri smɔːl bɪts ðæt ɪf wiː wɜːr ˈevər pʊt təˈɡeðər əˈɡen wiː ʃʊd ˈɔːlweɪz biː ˈpɔɪntɪd æt ˈæftərwərdz æz ðə moʊst ˈkjʊriəs ˈspesəmən ʌv moʊˈzeɪɪk/
Line 4
A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.
/ə ˈrʌnəweɪ ˈendʒən ɪn ə ˈkrɑːkəri ʃɑːp kʊd nɑːt kriˈeɪt ə ˈɡreɪtər ˈfiːlɪŋ ʌv əˈlɑːrm əˈmʌŋst ðə kʌps ənd ˈsɔːsərz ðæn ðæt ˌɪnˈfɜːrnəl ˈlɪtəl ˈsmæʃɪŋ məˈʃiːn ˌɪmˈpɑːrtɪd tuː ˈaʊər ˈfrædʒəl ˈneɪtʃər/
Line 5
We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crockery noun US /ˈkrɑːkəri/

tableware (eating and serving dishes) collectively

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

fragile adjective US /ˈfrædʒəl/

easily broken or damaged or destroyed

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

imparted verb US /ˌɪmˈpɑːrtɪd/

past form of “impart” — transmit (knowledge or skills)

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

mosaic noun US /moʊˈzeɪɪk/

art consisting of a design made of small pieces of colored stone or glass

From this reading “We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.”

runaway noun US /ˈrʌnəweɪ/

an easy victory

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

saucers noun US /ˈsɔːsərz/

plural of “saucer” — something with a round shape resembling a flat circular plate

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

selves noun US /selvz/

plural of “self” — your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading “We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.”

smashing noun US /ˈsmæʃɪŋ/

the act of breaking something into small pieces

From this reading “A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

bald head adjective + noun

In this reading “We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.”

felt confident verb + adjective

In this reading “We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.”

felt uneasy verb + adjective

In this reading “We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.”

most curious adverb + adjective

In this reading “We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.”

slide into verb + particle

In this reading “We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.”

put together verb + particle

create by putting components or members together

In this reading “We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.”

deal of verb + particle

In this reading “We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.”

in the presence preposition + article + noun counted as “in … presence”

In this reading “We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

alarmnounUS /əˈlɑːrm/

fear resulting from the awareness of danger

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

amongstprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋst/

surrounded by; in the company of

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

baldadjectiveUS /bɔːld/

with no effort to conceal

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

bitsnounUS /bɪts/

plural of “bit” — a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

blowsnounUS /bloʊz/

plural of “blow” — a powerful stroke with the fist or a weapon

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

confidentadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːnfədənt/

having or marked by confidence or assurance

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

createverbUS /kriˈeɪt/

make or cause to be or to become

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

crockerynounUS /ˈkrɑːkəri/

tableware (eating and serving dishes) collectively

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

cupsnounUS /kʌps/

plural of “cup” — a small open container usually used for drinking; usually has a handle

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

enginenounUS /ˈendʒən/

motor that converts thermal energy to mechanical work

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

exposedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspoʊzd/

with no protection or shield

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

facultynounUS /ˈfækəlti/

one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

fragileadjectiveUS /ˈfrædʒəl/

easily broken or damaged or destroyed

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

GentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

greateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

hitverbUS /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

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From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

impartedverbUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːrtɪd/

past form of “impart” — transmit (knowledge or skills)

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

inevitablyadverbUS /ˌɪˈnevətəbli/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

infernaladjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈfɜːrnəl/

characteristic of or resembling Hell

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

longedverbUS /lɔːŋd/

past form of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

mosaicnounUS /moʊˈzeɪɪk/

art consisting of a design made of small pieces of colored stone or glass

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

one-sixthnoun

one part in six equal parts

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

pointedadjectiveUS /ˈpɔɪntɪd/

having a point

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

possessverbUS /pəˈzes/

have as an attribute, knowledge, or skill

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

quietlyadverbUS /ˈkwaɪətli/

with low volume

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

relievedadjectiveUS /rɪˈliːvd/

(of pain or sorrow) made easier to bear

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

remainedverbUS /rɪˈmeɪnd/

past form of “remain” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

runawaynounUS /ˈrʌnəweɪ/

an easy victory

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

saucersnounUS /ˈsɔːsərz/

plural of “saucer” — something with a round shape resembling a flat circular plate

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

selvesnounUS /selvz/

plural of “self” — your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

slidenounUS /slaɪd/

a small flat rectangular piece of glass on which specimens can be mounted for microscopic study

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

smashedadjectiveUS /smæʃt/

very drunk

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

smashingnounUS /ˈsmæʃɪŋ/

the act of breaking something into small pieces

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

specimennounUS /ˈspesəmən/

an example regarded as typical of its class

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

telescopeverbUS /ˈteləskoʊp/

crush together or collapse

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading A runaway engine in a crockery shop could not create a greater feeling of alarm amongst the cups and saucers than that infernal little smashing machine imparted to our fragile nature.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We longed to possess the faculty of the telescope, and slide into our selves one-sixth of our natural length.

to-night

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From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

tremendousadjectiveUS /trəˈmendəs/

extraordinarily large in size or extent or amount or power or degree

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

uneasyadjectiveUS /əˈniːzi/

lacking a sense of security or affording no ease or reassurance

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

venerableadjectiveUS /ˈvenərəbəl/

impressive by reason of age

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We felt uneasy in the presence of such a tremendous man.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading We need not say, therefore, how relieved we felt when a venerable bald head in the room rose, and very quietly said, "Gentlemen, we have heard and seen a deal of smashing to-night.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading We felt confident, if we remained much longer exposed to the blows of one who hit so hard, that we should inevitably be smashed into such very small bits that if we were ever put together again we should always be pointed at afterwards as the most curious specimen of mosaic.

Chapter 9 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 404 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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