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The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.
Ambition is like hunting for fleas.
If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.
Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.
Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Comic Almanack, Volume 2

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.
/ə ˈkɑːmət kæn biː kɑːt ˈeni taɪm baɪ ˈpʌtɪŋ ə ˈlɪtəl sɔːlt ɑːn ɪts teɪl/
Line 2
Ambition is like hunting for fleas.
/æmˈbɪʃən ɪz laɪk ˈhʌntɪŋ fɔːr fliːz/
Line 3
If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.
/ɪf ə ˈɡoʊldən kiː woʊnt ˈoʊ.pən ə ˈwʊmənz hɑːrt traɪ wʌn ʌv bræs/
Line 4
Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.
Line 5
Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.
/ˈlʊkɪŋ ˈɪntuː ðə ˈfjuːtʃər ɪz laɪk ˈɡɪvɪŋ ə blaɪnd mæn ə per ʌv ˈspektəkəlz tuː siː θruː ə ˈmɪlstoʊn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

comet noun US /ˈkɑːmət/

(astronomy) a relatively small extraterrestrial body consisting of a frozen mass that travels around the sun in a highly elliptical orbit

From this reading “A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.”

file verb US /faɪl/

record in a public office or in a court of law

From this reading “Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.”

fleas noun US /fliːz/

plural of “flea” — any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading “Ambition is like hunting for fleas.”

millstone noun US /ˈmɪlstoʊn/

(figurative) something that hinders or handicaps

From this reading “Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.”

razor noun US /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.”

Shave verb US /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading “Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.”

spectacles noun US /ˈspektəkəlz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading “Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.”

wont noun US /woʊnt/

an established custom

From this reading “If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

golden key adjective + noun

In this reading “If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.”

blind man noun + noun

In this reading “Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.”

by putting preposition + noun

In this reading “A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.”

any time adjective + noun

In this reading “A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.”

All words in this reading · 52

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

AmbitionnounUS /æmˈbɪʃən/

a cherished desire

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

blameverbUS /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

brassnounUS /bræs/

an alloy of copper and zinc

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

cometnounUS /ˈkɑːmət/

(astronomy) a relatively small extraterrestrial body consisting of a frozen mass that travels around the sun in a highly elliptical orbit

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

fileverbUS /faɪl/

record in a public office or in a court of law

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

fleasnounUS /fliːz/

plural of “flea” — any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

goldenadjectiveUS /ˈɡoʊldən/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

huntingnounUS /ˈhʌntɪŋ/

the pursuit and killing or capture of wild animals regarded as a sport

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

keynounUS /kiː/

metal device shaped in such a way that when it is inserted into the appropriate lock the lock's mechanism can be rotated

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Ambition is like hunting for fleas.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

LookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

millstonenounUS /ˈmɪlstoʊn/

(figurative) something that hinders or handicaps

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

razornounUS /ˈreɪzər/

edge tool used in shaving

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

saltnounUS /sɔːlt/

a compound formed by replacing hydrogen in an acid by a metal (or a radical that acts like a metal)

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

ShaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

spectaclesnounUS /ˈspektəkəlz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

tailnounUS /teɪl/

the posterior part of the body of a vertebrate especially when elongated and extending beyond the trunk or main part of the body

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading A comet can be caught any time by putting a little salt on its tail.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Looking into the future is like giving a blind man a pair of spectacles to see through a millstone.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

woman'snounUS /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

wontnounUS /woʊnt/

an established custom

From this reading If a golden key wont open a woman's heart, try one of brass.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Shave with a file, if you like, but don't blame the razor.

Chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 by William Makepeace Thackeray holds 400 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 11 holds 400 sentences of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 11 of The Comic Almanack, Volume 2 by William Makepeace Thackeray exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 400 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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