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The Comic English Grammar

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Comic English Grammar is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.
Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.
The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.
Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.
The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.
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The Comic English Grammar

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of The Comic English Grammar is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.
/ə ˈkɑːmɪkəl vjuː ʌv ðə pɑːrts ʌv spiːtʃ/
Line 2
Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.
/ˌetəˈmɑːlədʒi ˈtiːtʃəz ðə vərˈaɪətiz ˌmɑːdəfəˈkeɪʃənz ənd ˌderəˈveɪʃən ʌv wɜːrdz/
Line 3
The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.
/ðə ˌderəˈveɪʃən ʌv wɜːrdz miːnz ðæt wɪtʃ ðeɪ kʌm frʌm æz wɜːrdz fɔːr wʌt ðeɪ kʌm frʌm æz saʊndz ɪz əˈnʌðər ˈmætər/
Line 4
Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.
Line 5
The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.
/ðə ˈfʌniəst pleɪs ˌhaʊˈevər frʌm wɪtʃ wɜːrdz kæn kʌm ɪz ðə ˈstʌmək/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

comical adjective US /ˈkɑːmɪkəl/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.”

derivation noun US /ˌderəˈveɪʃən/

the source or origin from which something derives (i.e. comes or issues)

From this reading “Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.”

Etymology noun US /ˌetəˈmɑːlədʒi/

a history of a word

From this reading “Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.”

funniest adjective US /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.”

ludicrous adjective US /ˈluːdəkrəs/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading “Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.”

modifications noun US /ˌmɑːdəfəˈkeɪʃənz/

plural of “modification” — the act of making something different (as e.g. the size of a garment)

From this reading “Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.”

teaches noun US /ˈtiːtʃəz/

plural of “teach” — an English pirate who operated in the Caribbean and off the Atlantic coast of North America (died in 1718)

From this reading “Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.”

varieties noun US /vərˈaɪətiz/

plural of “variety” — a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading “Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

come from verb + particle

In this reading “The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.”

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

COMICALadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪkəl/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

derivationnounUS /ˌderəˈveɪʃən/

the source or origin from which something derives (i.e. comes or issues)

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

EtymologynounUS /ˌetəˈmɑːlədʒi/

a history of a word

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

funniestadjectiveUS /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

ludicrousadjectiveUS /ˈluːdəkrəs/

broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

modificationsnounUS /ˌmɑːdəfəˈkeɪʃənz/

plural of “modification” — the act of making something different (as e.g. the size of a garment)

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

PARTSnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

patheticadjectiveUS /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.

SomeadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

soundsnounUS /saʊndz/

plural of “sound” — the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

SPEECHnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

stomachnounUS /ˈstʌmək/

an enlarged and muscular saclike organ of the alimentary canal; the principal organ of digestion

From this reading The funniest place, however, from which words can come, is the stomach.

teachesnounUS /ˈtiːtʃəz/

plural of “teach” — an English pirate who operated in the Caribbean and off the Atlantic coast of North America (died in 1718)

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Some words come from the heart, and then they are pathetic; others from the nose, in which case they are ludicrous.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

varietiesnounUS /vərˈaɪətiz/

plural of “variety” — a collection containing a variety of sorts of things

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

VIEWnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading A COMICAL VIEW OF THE PARTS OF SPEECH.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The derivation of words means that which they come from _as words_; for what they come from as _sounds_, is another matter.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Etymology teaches the varieties, modifications, and derivation of words.

Chapter 5 of The Comic English Grammar by Percival Leigh holds 74 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 74 sentences of The Comic English Grammar, unabridged, divided into 15 reading sections.

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Grammar
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Introduction
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